What do you consider to be the *WORST* job?

BillGates

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What job would you NEVER want to have....

I'd have to say my answer would be a mortician, I don't know what could possibly be creepier than sitting in a basement on a stormy evening, by yourself, draining fluids from a dead body.... Yuck, I could go on, but I really can't understand why any NORMAL person would possibly choose this as a career...

Anybody second the mortician notion??
 

Orsorum

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<< What job would you NEVER want to have....

I'd have to say my answer would be a mortician, I don't know what could possibly be creepier than sitting in a basement on a stormy evening, by yourself, draining fluids from a dead body.... Yuck, I could go on, but I really can't understand why any NORMAL person would possibly choose this as a career...

Anybody second the mortician notion??
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Clinton's secretary.
 

chiwawa626

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The tally man. I mean who the hell can tally all them banannas and withstand all those guys singing?
 

fatbaby

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<< A Bull Semen Collector. Talk about feeling cheap when the days done! >>



What about elephant semen collector?
 

nihil

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those guys that clean the bathrooms at penn station. that's nasty!
 

UltraQuiet

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<< What do you consider to be the *WORST* job? >>


Unless your name's Jerboy, a cabin boy on a Greek vaseline freighter.
 

Orsorum

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<<

<< What do you consider to be the *WORST* job? >>


Unless your name's Jerboy, a cabin boy on a Greek vaseline freighter.
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*shudder*
 

BillGates

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Get back on track, no more flaming please....

Seriously, can there possibly be anything worse than cutting open swollen, discolored, rotting people and and smelling the stench that I imagine some must put out... On top of it being gross, it's CREEPY.

I won't even go into the coroners/morticians that MUST be out there who are into necrophelia, that's creepy as well. I'm wondering if there's anything positive about that job other than I believe the pay is good.
 

Red Dawn

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<< I'm wondering if there's anything positive about that job other than I believe the pay is good. >>

All you can eat for free?
 

joohang

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<< I'm wondering if there's anything positive about that job other than I believe the pay is good. >>

All you can eat for free?
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:disgust:
 

Geekbabe

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ewww... after reading just a few posts of this thread I'd have say modding here would have to be the worst job, yuck ! LOL,I'd forgotten how gross guys can get :)
 

joohang

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<< ewww... after reading just a few posts of this thread I'd have say modding here would have to be the worst job, yuck ! LOL,I'd forgotten how gross guys can get :) >>


LOL
 

Nocturnal

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pushing carts in the rain and going back into an air conditioned store for $5.25 an hour.