What do you call a midget clairvoyant who just escaped from prison?

[moshquerade]

a small medium at large

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I was thinking a cunning runt

Not to be confused with a female track star

I did rear end a car in an accident a while back. A dwarf got out and came up to me and said "I'm not happy!"

I said "Oh, so which one are you?"

 

[Aikouka]

Sorry, I laughed at Bruno's car joke more... although, I thought yours was more creative, Mosh .

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I was thinking a cunning runt

Not to be confused with a female track star

I did rear end a car in an accident a while back. A dwarf got out and came up to me and said "I'm not happy!"

I said "Oh, so which one are you?"

hahahahha

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Sorry, I laughed at Bruno's car joke more...

I agree.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Sorry, I laughed at Bruno's car joke more... although, I thought yours was more creative, Mosh .

Bruno's sounded like a Stephen Wright bit.

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Sorry, I laughed at Bruno's car joke more...

I agree.

Ditto, good try though!

 

[KingGheedora]

Lame.

Bruno's is good, it's a play off a common joke "What's the difference between a women's track team, and a bunch of dwarves? / One is a bunch of cunning runts..."

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
Lame.

Bruno's is good, it's a play off a common joke "What's the difference between a women's track team, and a bunch of dwarves? / One is a bunch of cunning runts..."

Difference between Ritz crackers and lesbians?

One is a bunch of snack crackers...

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
Lame.

Bruno's is good, it's a play off a common joke "What's the difference between a women's track team, and a bunch of dwarves? / One is a bunch of cunning runts..."

Difference between Ritz crackers and lesbians?

One is a bunch of snack crackers...

:laugh: