Originally posted by: invidia
what do you call a gay bouncer.
a flamethrower
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield
One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Originally posted by: Syringer
No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye dear.
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Still no f-in eye dear
Your turn!
Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"
I'm afraid I don't get this one.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"
I'm afraid I don't get this one.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"
I'm afraid I don't get this one.
Originally posted by: gwrober
Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield
One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
that is hilarious!
Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Ah, I see. Jogging, to me, made me think that the guy was doing it simply because he wanted to. Maybe if it had said "running" instead I might have gotten it. Or maybe not.Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"
I'm afraid I don't get this one.
his wife was cheating on him... he was talking to the guy with whom his wife was having the affair.
It hasn't been 22.3 years, so this can't be funny yet.Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Some old Christa McAuliffe jokes from the age of ten that still make me laugh:
you must be the best joke teller. Your insights into delivery are astounding...Originally posted by: Jeff7
Ah, I see. Jogging, to me, made me think that the guy was doing it simply because he wanted to. Maybe if it had said "running" instead I might have gotten it. Or maybe not.
It also said, "as I came home," so I figured he wasn't home yet, and maybe saw the guy on the sidewalk or in the park while Rodney was en route home.
Originally posted by: deerslayer
Didn't find the OP joke all that funny, but the others are pretty good.
Originally posted by: deerslayer
Didn't find the OP joke all that funny, but the others are pretty good.