What do you call a blind deer?

fs5

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No eye deer.









What do you call a blind legless deer?

Still no eye deer.


:laugh:
 

jlee

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I so don't get it.

No eyed deer ~= 'no idea', if you add the 'r' on the end as some northerners tend to do.
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I so don't get it.

No eyed deer ~= 'no idea', if you add the 'r' on the end as some northerners tend to do.

Jokes like that don't work typed out.

2/10 for not considering that.
 

psteng19

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Originally posted by: fs5
No eye deer.

What do you call a blind legless deer?

Still no eye deer.


:laugh:

What do you call a blind legless deer thats cut in half?

Still half no eye deer.
 

d3lt4

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my friend from holland told these jokes ot me when I was in like 4th grade.
Still funny. :)
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I so don't get it.

No eyed deer ~= 'no idea', if you add the 'r' on the end as some northerners tend to do.

I thought they DROPPED letters...like, Bostoners will wash their "cah", whereas Texans will "warsh" their car.
 

jlee

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: CadetLee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I so don't get it.

No eyed deer ~= 'no idea', if you add the 'r' on the end as some northerners tend to do.

I thought they DROPPED letters...like, Bostoners will wash their "cah", whereas Texans will "warsh" their car.

If there's an R, it disappears. If there isn't, it's added.

Go figure. :p
 

TySnyder

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Originally posted by: psteng19
Originally posted by: fs5
No eye deer.

What do you call a blind legless deer?

Still no eye deer.


:laugh:

What do you call a blind legless deer thats cut in half?

Still half no eye deer.

Thx for saving the joke :D