What do old men taste like?

[SlickSnake]

Depends on the pickles. :roll:

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

??

 

[MisterJackson]

man....just when you think you've seen it all here....

 

[elektrolokomotive]

0/10

 

[loup garou]

lemons?

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: loup garou
lemons?

Only if it's at a party.

 

[bobross419]

Well, a friend of mine that works at a classy restaurant brought home some truffle oil. It smelled like old people and we imagine that old people tastes like it tastes.

So, in answer to your question - Old men taste like truffles.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
0/10

Hey, an equal opportunity posting. We don't want anyone to feel left out.

I went all out on the topic, too. At least a 1/10 considering the source.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: bobross419
Well, a friend of mine that works at a classy restaurant brought home some truffle oil. It smelled like old people and we imagine that old people tastes like it tastes.

So, in answer to your question - Old men taste like truffles.

delicious

 

[Fritzo]

OK, this doesn't work at all. The play on words isn't there anymore. Let me save you:

A man goes to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says "Sir, I can clearly see your nuts."

 

[PingSpike]

Generally? Undercooked stale soylent green.

 

[buck]

This is a "what the fuck" thread if I ever saw one....

 

[rudeguy]

Once a pickle, always a pickle. There is not going back to being a cucumber.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Once a pickle, always a pickle. There is not going back to being a cucumber.

And if you squeeze all the vinegar out of a pickle, you are just left with a shriveled sour gherkin.

 

[SpiderWiz]

:thumbsdown:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Once a pickle, always a pickle. There is not going back to being a cucumber.

And if you squeeze all the vinegar out of a pickle, you are just left with a shriveled sour gherkin.

story of my life...

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
0/10

this and that

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: loup garou
lemons?

Only if it's at a party.

i lol'd

 

[Vehemence]

Usually stale sourdough and relish.