What do old ladies taste like?

[Fritzo]

Depends.

 

[hans030390]

Gross.

 

[TwiceOver]

Ohh man. :vomit;

 

[clamum]

Heaven.

 

[moshquerade]

I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

 

[SpiderWiz]

Thanks everyone in office is looking at me now, since I bellowed out 'OMG that's gross' (funny but gross)

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

I can't confirm that.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

whooaaa, back up. you just went the wrong way. :Q

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Lol nice.

 

[40Hands]

I :heart: this thread....and old wrinkly genitals.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

whooaaa, back up. you just went the wrong way. :Q

Like there was a line, and he crossed it? =p

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

whooaaa, back up. you just went the wrong way. :Q

Like there was a line, and he crossed it? =p

The only lines I cross are C-section scars on my way that sweet, gray taste of heaven.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

And their genitals smell like my penis.

whooaaa, back up. you just went the wrong way. :Q

Like there was a line, and he crossed it? =p

The only lines I cross are C-section scars on my way that sweet, gray taste of heaven.

I think if you add mayonnaise it not only becomes a tasty snack, but like a granny slip and slide.

 

[alkemyst]

Your mom has a hint of salt and vinegar.

 

[wwswimming]

i don't know. i was too focussed on the job at hand to pay attention
to details like that.

let me re-phrase that.

i don't know. i was too focussed on the task in front of me to pay
attention to details like that.

 

[Eli]

I LOL'd.

 

[fatpat268]

Old ladies usually know how to cook well.....

 

[geno]

I heard when you go down on 'em it's like opening a grilled cheese.

 

[BUTCH1]

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Old ladies usually know how to cook well.....

No, more like old coleslaw...

 

[yhelothar]

at the stimuli level... probably the same as young women, if not the lite version from the filet mignon turning to beef jerky.

at the perception level... barf?

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

Thats because when they lay on their backs their bewbies end up in their armpits.

 

[KeithTalent]

I think this thread is the only thread in history that has brought me to the brink of vomiting. Well done.

KT

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'll tell you something that is gross too. Old lady's mouths smell like canned corn.

And their chest smells like cottage cheese.

I would have guessed like Vicks Vapo-rub.

Oh and I'm guessing dry or moldy down there.