What do I need to make a white russian?

[ThunderbirdElitist]

I turn 21 sunday and I want to walk around and pretend I'm "The dude"

 

[johnjbruin]

in Soviet Russia, they make teh ThunderbirdElitist white.
















sorry... just had to say it.

 

[ThunderbirdElitist]

Originally posted by: johnjbruin
in Soviet Russia, they make teh ThunderbirdElitist white.
















sorry... just had to say it.

yeah and the dell dude just got arrested with pot

 

[pkananen]

kahlua
vodka
milk/creme/half and half
ice

 

[ThisIsMatt]

First we'll need a Russian...

 

[hawkeye81x]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
First we'll need a Russian...

then some bleach...

 

[hawkeye81x]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
First we'll need a Russian...

meh. doublepost.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: pkananen
kahlua
vodka
milk/creme/half and half
ice

he speaks truth. 1/2 vodka, 1/4 kahlua, 1/4 white stuff.

 

[Thoreau]

Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgeon.

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: pkananen
kahlua
vodka
milk/creme/half and half
ice

he speaks truth. 1/2 vodka, 1/4 kahlua, 1/4 white stuff.

White 'stuff', that don't sound too nice. Must be a chick thing!

 

[flot]

The dude abides.

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: flot
The dude abides.

yes, i was waiting for someone to say that

Dogg

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
First we'll need a Russian...

I'm Armenian, does that count!?!?

 

[Brutuskend]

Replace the milk with Baileys and you got yourself a DRINK!

One or two of those and you will feel NO PAIN!

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: hawkeye81x

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
First we'll need a Russian...

then some bleach...

i thought russians were already white?

 

[pinoy]

Originally posted by: hawkeye81x

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
First we'll need a Russian...

then some bleach...

....or just scare the sh!t out of him. Maybe that'll turn him white!

 

[Broohaha]

a really hot russian chick, for one.

 

[andy2812]

Start with a Russian woman and a Russian man. Insert Russian man into Russian woman. Withdraw Russian man 3/4 of the way. Repeat process approx. 100 times until man shoots gooey substance while inside of woman. Let bake 9 months in Russian womb. When baby comes out, dip in water to clean and then let baby roll around in a bucket of flour. Presto...1 white Russian

 

[Eli]

We've always made them by brewing really strong coffee, and adding sugar until it is a bit syrup-ey.

vodka + milk + coffee syrup = yum

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: andy2812
Start with a Russian woman and a Russian man. Insert Russian man into Russian woman. Withdraw Russian man 3/4 of the way. Repeat process approx. 100 times until man shoots gooey substance while inside of woman. Let bake 9 months in Russian womb. When baby comes out, dip in water to clean and then let baby roll around in a bucket of flour. Presto...1 white Russian

thanks

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

"Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"