What do I get the wife for christmas-I got $50 to spend ?

[deustroop]

All spare $ went to comp upgrades. Now I'm a little short and a little ashamed . I'm thinking pantyhose, Black Tea, Bay Store Gift Card. I'm hoping for a better 2017 with the wife. Any advice ? Help.

 

[PottedMeat]

. I'm thinking pantyhose, Black Tea, Bay Store Gift Card.

sounds like you got a winning plan. so thats like a ~$5 gift card? plz report back afterwards.

oh shit you can maximize that card to like $7.75 if you go to the dollar store for the first two


goddammit it said $10 when i read it.

 

[lxskllr]

Swiss army knife.

 

[deustroop]

sounds like you got a winning plan. so thats like a ~$5 gift card? plz report back afterwards.

I just found a few extra dollars. Now I got $50

 

[thestrangebrew1]

$50 gift card to Micro Center/Newegg...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Edible underwear. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

 

[Exterous]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Magic-Wand-Personal-Massager-HV-260/27126900

 

[deustroop]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Magic-Wand-Personal-Massager-HV-260/27126900

Good one but tax put's it over my available resources.

 

[PottedMeat]

Good one but tax put's it over my available resources.

think of it as an investment. it will give you more time to pursue the things you want to do alone

 

[lxskllr]

Good one but tax put's it over my available resources.

Get one used from the pawn shop.

 

[deustroop]

Get one used from the pawn shop.

Yeah but she doesn't really need a new one.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Yeah but she doesn't really need a new one.

Get yourself a power tool and your wife a suitable pleasure attachment for it. Two birds with one stone.

 

[bbhaag]

How about a nice bottle of perfume and some ear rings?
ear rings and perfume. You would even have a little left over to spend on yourself. Its a win win man.

 

[deustroop]

How about a nice bottle of perfume and some ear rings?
ear rings and perfume. You would even have a little left over to spend on yourself. Its a win win man.

Thanks. The currency here presents a problem. The ear things are CAN $23 and the perfume will be CAN $30+ . So there will be 0 for me. Damn , and I love her so.

 

[Fritzo]

How about a do-it-yourself doghouse kit she can build for you to sleep in?

 

[master_shake_]

Good one but tax put's it over my available resources.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...scription=vibrator&ignorear=0&N=-1&isNodeId=1

newegg's got you covered.

 

[MrSquished]

All spare $ went to comp upgrades.

I'll be the first to say it. You kinda done gone and fucked up

 

[Sonikku]

Increase your budget and get her a Hitachi.

 

[IronWing]

Get ye to ebay and buy her a nice mineral specimen.

 

[IronWing]

Increase your budget and get her a Hitachi.

^^ This.

 

[bbhaag]

Increase your budget and get her a Hitachi.

Excellent idea. Too really show her how much he loves her a used one off ebay should do it. Nothing says I love you and I want you to be happy like a vintage Hitachi.

 

[WHAMPOM]

All spare $ went to comp upgrades. Now I'm a little short and a little ashamed . I'm thinking pantyhose, Black Tea, Bay Store Gift Card. I'm hoping for a better 2017 with the wife. Any advice ? Help.

Since a trip to the hair dresser can top $180.00, buy her a new purse with that fifty and put five hundred dollar bills in it.

 

[IronWing]

Excellent idea. Too really show her how much he loves her a used one off ebay should do it. Nothing says I love you and I want you to be happy like a vintage Hitachi.

Dang, Hitachi makes everything!

 

[Stopsignhank]

Increase your budget and get her a Hibachi.

Nothing says I love you like a cheap barbecue

 

[IronWing]

Since a trip to the hair dresser can top $180.00, buy her a new purse with that fifty and put five hundred dollar bills in it.

$180 for a haircut? For that, I want to be offered the title role in The Princess Bride when I walk out of the parlor.