What do I do guys?

Semidevil

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So this guy and I have been dating for a while, and I think our relationship is ready for the next level.

I really do love him so much now, and I want to get more physical with him. Last week, we go to a movie, and I try to hint to him, by telling him that I'm looking forward to see him, and maybe before the movie, we can go shop some pants. I specifically tell him "there's a nice pair of tight pants I want to see him in."

unfortunately, he arrives late, and we go straight to see the Grudge instead. I let him put his shoulder around me, and he even put his hand on my lap.

On the way home, he drives off somewhere quiet, and I thought that is where we can confess our mad love for eachother. Instead, he says he likes me. At this point, I thought he was gonna go a bit further and show me physically...but instead, he doesnt.

I get so frustrated that he just sends me home, and i was too tired by then, so I give him a kiss and go home.

Guys, what do I do??
 

bradruth

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Uh...I hope you're a chick. Anyway, he's a guy. Just be the aggressor and he'll roll with it.
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Uh...I hope you're a chick. Anyway, he's a guy. Just be the aggressor and he'll roll with it.

Would it make that much of a difference if Semidevil was a guy?
 

bradruth

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: bradruth
Uh...I hope you're a chick. Anyway, he's a guy. Just be the aggressor and he'll roll with it.

Would it make that much of a difference if Semidevil was a guy?

Given the circumstances I suppose not, but a guy would understand this already.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Was this guy an asian Computer Engineer with an addiction to MMPORGs?

If so, please carry a stun gun on the next date.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Oh, for chrissake people, can't you recognize a parody thread when you see one?

There are certainly enough floating around here for you to practice on.
 

dighn

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stupid parody threads should be marked as such

they cause so much confusion
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Oh, for chrissake people, can't you recognize a parody thread when you see one?

There are certainly enough floating around here for you to practice on.

With the amount of original yagt floating around here, you just never know anymore

 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Oh, for chrissake people, can't you recognize a parody thread when you see one?

There are certainly enough floating around here for you to practice on.

With the amount of original yagt floating around here, you just never know anymore

I suppose that's true... as I've commented before... every YAGT seems like a parody of the last.
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: bradruth
Uh...I hope you're a chick. Anyway, he's a guy. Just be the aggressor and he'll roll with it.

Would it make that much of a difference if Semidevil was a guy?

Given the circumstances I suppose not, but a guy would understand this already.

never assume what a guy would understand ;)
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: bradruth
Uh...I hope you're a chick. Anyway, he's a guy. Just be the aggressor and he'll roll with it.

Would it make that much of a difference if Semidevil was a guy?

Given the circumstances I suppose not, but a guy would understand this already.

never assume what a guy would understand ;)

Hmm...as I guy I assumed that was common knowledge. :confused:
 

aplefka

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Decent, simply because it was thought out and based almost exactly on what he wrote.

6/10