What do eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?

[RichardE]

Polaroids!

(puts up tomator protection suit)


Anyone else have any good puns? Need some for a class thing tommorow and I know everyone else will have the ones off the net.

 

[jadinolf]

Cold butts?

 

[mundane]

Related pun :

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too

 

[aircooled]

assicles?

 

[George P Burdell]

/throws tomato at OP

Originally posted by: RichardE
(puts up tomator protection suit)

/throws watermelon at OP

 

[Triumph]

/slices OP's throat

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: aircooled
assicles?

punchline winnah!

 

[compnovice]

Duh...they get fish.. why else were they sitting there...

 

[Howard]

Tomator? Is he like Skeletor?

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Um, hey now... I live in Alaska and I am VERY offended by this joke!

 

[SlitheryDee]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Edit: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

:laugh:

 

[eplebnista]

rofl!

 

[altonb1]

Why don't ghosts have babies?

--they have Halloweenies.

 

[winr]

I dont know what they get ??


..............But I do know how to catch a Polar bear.

 

[DainBramaged]

I'm cracking up reading stupid jokes. I love it.

 

[RichardE]

Thanks guys :laugh:

 

[altonb1]

<----- waits for someone to post "No Soap, Radio"