What disease do I have?

[jEct2]

temporary deafness, excessive mucus from my nose and throat, and theres a blackish green bile coming out of my mouth. Painful headaches and I can't taste anything.


i've been asleep for a good 17 hours, taking sore throat spray and flonase. Nothing seems to help and I'm always full and not hungry.

 

[JDrake]

Ebola?

 

[Baked]

Avian Flu.

 

[OdiN]

Hanta Vrius?

 

[Safeway]

Sinus infection. Your sinus cavity is connected to everything you listed. Your ears are backed up too - gross.

 

[mryellow2]

Go to the doctor?

 

[MikeMike]

Mono.

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Sinus infection. Your sinus cavity is connected to everything you listed. Your ears are backed up too - gross.

I had a sinus infection before, It wasn't this bad...

 

[D1gger]

Leprosy?

 

[MisterJackson]

If you are serious then please burn yourself before you infect the nation.

 

[FoBoT]

SARS


BTW , i think safeway is an actual medical professional whereas most of the rest of us are just smarty pants, you might want to see a doctor about your sinus infection

 

[BooGiMaN]

being that im not a real doctor but i play one on tv i must conclusively say that you are in the early stages of becoming a zombie..the cravings for human brains and flesh will commence shortly...


avoid any head trauma or your head getting detached from your body, this is bad from zombies


turning into a zombie doesnt have to be so bad apart from craving human flesh, you can fit in and go relatively unoticed among the nerd/geek crowd

lack of flesh tones? blame it on excessive neffing or playing too many video games...

 

[TallBill]

Aids

 

[zoiks]

Bird Flu. The blackish green bile coming out of your mouth gave it away.

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Bird Flu. The blackish green bile coming out of your mouth gave it away.

wtf is the bird flu?.. ='(

 

[BillGates]

It's the HIV.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Mono.

This is mono.

(File is called "strep" because I was originally told it was strep throat.)

The symptoms are not at all similar to mono.

Mono would be:
Loss of appetite
Immense pain in throat
Inability to swollow without damn near choking
Headaches
Fever

 

[Mrvile]

SARS?

Doctor, stat. Sheesh people just waiting to die around here.

 

[yobarman]

See a doc. Green stuff coming out of my body and temporary deafness is where i draw the line with self medication.

 

[BIGk]

heres a :beer: to ease your pain

 

[Kalvin00]

Well, whatever it is...i'm sure you shouldn't go and see a doctor about it.

 

[scottish144]

OMG You feel like dying, post on ATOT and DON'T go to a doctor? 😕 I call Darwin if he dies. 😉

 

[jEct2]

my dad just told me the reason why im not at the doctors.
My doctor took today off....

 

[scottish144]

Originally posted by: jEct2
my dad just told me the reason why im not at the doctors.
My doctor took today off....

Emergency Room?

 

[BurnItDwn]

it sounds like a sinus or ear infection.