what did the mexican fireman name his children? with another joke now

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  1. MrDudeMan

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    Hose A and Hose B


    bahahhahahaha :laugh:

    no offense intended to mexicans

    joke 2:

    what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

    Juan on Juan
     
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  3. MrDudeMan

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    aw come on :)
     
  4. KarenMarie

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    cute... old but still cute.

    :)
     
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  6. MrDudeMan

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    bump for update
     
  7. CrackRabbit

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    1/10, you had 2 points deducted for bumping it.
     
  8. MrDudeMan

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    well i had to make it known that there was another joke added

    i feel it is unfair to deduct 2 points...ill settle for 1 though
     
  9. anxi80

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    what did the mexican say when his house fell over on him?

    get off me homes!
     
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    about as funny as...

    what did the math book say to the english book?

    I've got a lot of problems.
     
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  12. Shawn

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    hahaha, that's funny!
     
  13. MrDudeMan

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    bahahah that is pretty funny
     
  14. amol

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    Why did the girl do a Mexican?

    Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
     
  15. anxi80

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    ahhh, a good one but told to me with a little different wording...


    q. why did the chola leave school early?

    a. because the teacher told her to go home and do her ese¹.



    ¹pronounced "essay"
     
  16. Snapster

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    Works allot better spoken.
     
  17. MrDudeMan

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    true
     
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    Racist, eh?
     
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    What did the Mexican guy say when 2 houses fell on him?

    Get off me homes!

    edit: heh, oops too late
     
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    i like juan on juan
     
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    I got one;)

    What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

    Unemployed:laugh:
     
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    Juan on Juan?/
    no speak mexican/spanish.....

    no find funny???

    Oh crap,one on one.... duh
     
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    :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
     
  24. amol

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    The guys who mow our lawn are Japanese and Vietnamese :confused:
     
  25. Shawn

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    Calm down ese. It's only a joke.