what did the mexican fireman name his children? with another joke now

MrDudeMan

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Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
1/10, you had 2 points deducted for bumping it.

well i had to make it known that there was another joke added

i feel it is unfair to deduct 2 points...ill settle for 1 though
 

anxi80

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what did the mexican say when his house fell over on him?

get off me homes!
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
about as funny as...

what did the math book say to the english book?

I've got a lot of problems.

hahaha, that's funny!
 

amol

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Why did the girl do a Mexican?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
 

anxi80

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ahhh, a good one but told to me with a little different wording...


q. why did the chola leave school early?

a. because the teacher told her to go home and do her ese¹.



¹pronounced "essay"
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

Racist, eh?
 

dafatha00

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What did the Mexican guy say when 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me homes!

edit: heh, oops too late
 

amol

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Originally posted by: shinzwei
I got one;)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed:laugh:

The guys who mow our lawn are Japanese and Vietnamese :confused:
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Hose A and Hose B


bahahhahahaha :laugh:

no offense intended to mexicans

joke 2:

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan

Racist, eh?

Calm down ese. It's only a joke.