What could I use to scare away pigeons from my backyard?

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Sentinel
Can you machete them, or shoot them legally (see pellet gun)?

Who cares...shoot them anyway. I'm sure it isn't legal to shoot pigeons around here but I've done it before.

 

[clamum]

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[her209]

BIRD FLU

 

[NanoStuff]

Anti-Pigeons. Just like pigeons but the polar opposite. When the two come into contact, both are annihilated.

 

[atybimf]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Anti-Pigeons. Just like pigeons but the polar opposite. When the two come into contact, both are annihilated.

where/how can I get one of these anti-pigeons?

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Shotgun!

If you can't do that without getting a visit from the police I'd try a pellet gun.

Gamo Shadow 1000 1000fps pellet rifle FTW. Walmart 124.97

 

[mugs]

Are they really hurting anything? Ooooooh, nature is invading your hard.

 

[Sentinel]

Pigeons are the most annoying POS birds, and people who feed them should freaking stop- especially in the damn city!!

 

[Journer]

go buy a pigeon...shoot it with pellet gun...hang it where the others like to hang out...

throw small bits of alka-seltzer in the air until they start eating it...sit back and watch the show (wear a rain coat)

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
believe it or not, you can sell pigeons for a dollar or two apiece...

LOL

Don't ask me why, but I found that hilarious.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: Journer
go buy a pigeon...shoot it with pellet gun...hang it where the others like to hang out...

throw small bits of alka-seltzer in the air until they start eating it...sit back and watch the show (wear a rain coat)

I think that only works on seagull-type birds that catch food in the air as they do.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: mugs
Are they really hurting anything? Ooooooh, nature is invading your hard.

Yes, pigeons are a nuisance. They nest in the eves of your house and crap all over your roof Oh and their crap happens to be toxic, especially to young children.

Sky rats is what they are. They should all be killed.

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: atybimf

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Anti-Pigeons. Just like pigeons but the polar opposite. When the two come into contact, both are annihilated.

where/how can I get one of these anti-pigeons?

I'm not sure, but:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&...%3Aen&q=%22anti+pigeons%22&btnG=Search

It appears the French specialize in Anti-Pigeons; not particularly surprising, so perhaps once you learn to read French you will find what you're looking for.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Journer
go buy a pigeon...shoot it with pellet gun...hang it where the others like to hang out...

throw small bits of alka-seltzer in the air until they start eating it...sit back and watch the show (wear a rain coat)

Are you like 13?