What could I have eaten that would make my gas smell like pot?

aphex

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So I'm sitting here basking in my midnight gas fest simply amazed by the sheer quantity and quality of my repertoire this evening, and I start to notice that my flatulence has the distinct odor of marijuana. Having lived in the netherlands for half a year, I would recognize it anywhere.

What the hell could I have eaten that would give off this wonderful aroma?

Breakfast - Cheerios of the Honey Nut persuasion
Lunch - Turkey Sandwich
Dinner - Vegetable Soup
Snack - Cheese-Its



 

Jeff7

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Are you sure you didn't light up a few minutes ago and then completely forget?
 

aphex

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Originally posted by: mxrider
Originally posted by: evident
pot?

seems logical

whelp didnt take scoobey-doo to solve this mystery

Except in this case, you better ask Shaggy cause Scooby-Do is wrong.
 

benzylic

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Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: mxrider
Originally posted by: evident
pot?

seems logical

whelp didnt take scoobey-doo to solve this mystery

Except in this case, you better ask Shaggy cause Scooby-Do is wrong.

To be perfectly honest I dont trust that mooching, let everyone else solve the mystery son of a bitch.

I'll call Fred
 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: aphex
So I'm sitting here basking in my midnight gas fest simply amazed by the sheer quantity and quality of my repertoire this evening, and I start to notice that my flatulence has the distinct odor of marijuana. Having lived in the netherlands for half a year, I would recognize it anywhere.

What the hell could I have eaten that would give off this wonderful aroma?

Breakfast - Cheerios of the Honey Nut persuasion
Lunch - Turkey Sandwich
Dinner - Vegetable Soup
Snack - Cheese-Its

So sorry, data incomplete. Need more input and detailed ingredients. :roll:

Such as what type of milk with cereal? What else on the sandwich, including ingredients, brands and bread type? What else with sandwich, chip or pickles? What in vegetable soup, or what brand?

Did you get wind of all that required info? :shocked:

It might have been from something the day before, too. :clock:

Or we could just crawl up your colon and ask the bacteria what's cooking? :cookie: