What comeback do you usually resort to?

[hpkeeper]

Title says it all...

Mine would usually have something to do with "Your mother.... Blah blah blah"

 

[zippy]

Depends on the situation. I've gotten quite adept at come backs and witty, sarcastic remarks this year because I've had to in Chem class (some juniors like to mess around with me- we're friends, but still, gotta stay on my toes).

Momma jokes will just get you beaten up.

 

[IBhacknU]

yea... I'd have to say:

YOUR MAMMA!

is pretty universal

 

[BiggieN]

Your Momma always works...i have 2 friends and they are brothers...it's really funnny watching them argue becuase it would always end up with "you suck"..."oh yea, well, your momma!"

and i would have to jump in..."you two have the same momma, idiots." this was when we were in grade school when Your Momma jokes kinda gained popularity.

 

[kranky]

"George Michael would like the way your fingers smell"

 

[UG]

A friend's is "You must be so proud to be a high school drop-out."

 

[Aquaman]

Once I asked a real cute girl to dance at a club but she was a bitch and said no, so I said........ 'No I didn't ask you to dance........ I said you look fat in those pants'

Usually no need for a comeback if I use my standard kick in the nards

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[EmperorNero]

LOL@kranky/aquaman.

edit: if you don't mind, I'm gonna steal those comebacks from you guys

 

[Aquaman]

EmperorNero feel free.......... spread the knowledge with all your friends

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Loggerman]

For the snotty woman"Drag on dragon"or"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
For the guys hmmmm "bite me bitch"

 

[Yeeny]

"Shouldn't you be home brushing your tooth?" or "Wow, did you practice that comeback in the mirror?" are my favorites.

 

[Renob]

I like to pull out this one about every other day "you can kiss the baby"

 

[Cable God]

I usually try to keep some control and let it slide.

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

I use my wit.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

If they just said something I go "Wheew, you gotta strong case of penis breath! Ease up on the chuggin ok?"

 

[hpkeeper]

yeah, I usually resort to the "Your mother... whatever" but when I get into a heavy arguement at work with the guys (cuz we get bored) I'm forced to use my profound wit and I do come up with some good stuff, it comes in real handy when I'm not even arguing with someone, like if someone I know is being really Concieted or Arrogant just use the power of the wit and it shuts them up for a while.

 

[fallenoncrack]

I'm an impromtu kind of guy, I like to slam them back with whatever arsenal I have at the time.

If you want to confuse them say, "You only said that cause you meant it" that pisses off stupid people.

 

[Luchini]

my comeback is usually something like

"oh no you di-int" but you really got to hear it to appreciate it

 

[Isla]

Kiss my fanny.

However, ever since Kassy told me that fanny means something entire different to New Zealanders, I have been saying "Beso mi culo" instead.

I have such a terrible potty mouth!

 

[Gatsby]

I love physcological warfare as come backs.. Just look at the person to make them feel stupid always is great..

and a great deal of fun.

Gatsby - 863

 

[sparkle]

i go with the head-but-in-the-nose technique.

 

[vi edit]

"lick my peehole" usually leaves a blank face or two

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

"Because I'm your mother and I said so."

Either that or

"Neener neener."

 

[brandc]

"Your mother dresses you funny."

 

[cdan]

"Don't talk to your father that way" or "you wouldn't like my mom...she's not 8."