What color is your stapler?

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theprodigalrebel

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Oct 4, 2004
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LOLOMGWTF! I totally didn't see this coming. I clicked on the thread and I thought it was a legitimate inquiry - what color staplers do ATers use? After all, it's an honest question and I would be lying if I said I had never thought about this myself. I look around and everywhere I see, I see the same old boring staplers - plain white or that shitty 2-tone dark/light brown staplers from the late 80s. I have always wanted to know if I was the only one whose life was lacking variety in the stapler department. I mean think about it - why can't a stapler be an extension of your personality like your car or cock-ring? Why must we be content with generic staplers? I for one welcome staplers in a wide range of styles and colors that encompass the Adobe RGB colorspace. And yeah, I hope the worthless sonofabitch who took your stapler away from you takes some pills, sets himself on fire and drowns in a pool of bulk beef. Thou shalt not fuck with a man's stapler. This reminds me of the time I was in LA for a stapler convention. As soon as I got off the plane, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!
 
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tfinch2

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Feb 3, 2004
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Red. It says MITS and Lockheed Martin on it. It was given to me at my old job when we moved into the building that Office Space was filmed in.
 
dainthomas

dainthomas

Lifer
Dec 7, 2004
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Mine is also a Swingline, but black. I don't think I've ever even seen a red one for sale. To be honest, I'd be afraid to get one because someone probably WOULD take it.
 
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TheChort

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
LOLOMGWTF! I totally didn't see this coming. I clicked on the thread and I thought it was a legitimate inquiry - what color staplers do ATers use? After all, it's an honest question and I would be lying if I said I had never thought about this myself. I look around and everywhere I see, I see the same old boring staplers - plain white or that shitty 2-tone dark/light brown staplers from the late 80s. I have always wanted to know if I was the only one whose life was lacking variety in the stapler department. I mean think about it - why can't a stapler be an extension of your personality like your car or cock-ring? Why must we be content with generic staplers? I for one welcome staplers in a wide range of styles and colors that encompass the Adobe RGB colorspace. And yeah, I hope the worthless sonofabitch who took your stapler away from you takes some pills, sets himself on fire and drowns in a pool of bulk beef. Thou shalt not fuck with a man's stapler. This reminds me of the time I was in LA for a stapler convention. As soon as I got off the plane, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!
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natto fire

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Jan 4, 2000
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Black Swingline 747. Going on 7 years now, and even after 6 moves and losing lots of trivial stuff, I have always kept track of my stapler.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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What'd I miss? Is Office Space II coming out? Does Milton's stapler have its own sitcom now?
 
CraKaJaX

CraKaJaX

Lifer
Dec 26, 2004
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Red. It says MITS and Lockheed Martin on it. It was given to me at my old job when we moved into the building that Office Space was filmed in.
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