What certifications do I need to become CEO?

TommyVercetti

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I have decided that I want to be a CEO. WHat kind of certifications do I need to accomplish that? Also let me know where can I go for CEO training in the Greater Houston area. Cheaper the better, a little short on money.
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Based on my experience a CEO doesn't need to have any kind of education. Just leave your brain at home.
:confused:

That goes without saying for TommyVercetti
 

ajpa123

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You need a micro$oft cert called MKaLoB (Must Kiss A Lot Of Buttocks)

Dude! That sounds like a beer! :p
 

slycat

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u need certs from these places...harvard, princeton, yale, stanford...and prolly a few others qualify
but the crop of them are from there.
 

Electric Amish

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Do you like money?

Do you have very little common sense?

Are you unable to see things commonly known as "details"?

Hey! You qualify.
 

WHipLAsh13

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To be a CEO you need to no soul. Work for a company like Costco for a year or so and you will be ahead of the game.
 

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