What can I do to improve my short attention span?

[Arcadio]

What can I do? Please post tips on 'ow to improve my attention span. Please keep your posts under 30 words.

 

[K1052]

Stop posting?

 

[Capt Caveman]

By using the letter H

 

[clamum]

'ow the 'ell should I know?

 

[JohnCU]

punch yourself in the face

 

[Quasmo]

Wanna go fishing?

 

[JohnCU]

who here likes waffles?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What was the question again?

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

Try again.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

Try again.

lmao

 

[Miklebud]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
By using the letter H

 

[LilPima]

Having a short attention span and the ability to multitask is something that our generation has evolved to have... celebrate that you are able to do more.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
who here likes waffles?

I do. Shit, I'm gonna pick some up today actually. I need to get some groceries anyway.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

Try again.

and harder. if that don't work get a hammer.

 

[nakedfrog]

I think that one of the most important things one can do to address this sort of problem is to really try and examine the underlying cause, be it psychological or physiological and thus take the appropriate action, as if it's one and not the other, obviously the solution intended for the other won't apply to your situation, such as self-medication with gingko-biloba to treat the physical aspect if indeed the problem is just that someone incapable of typing the letter h is obviously a lunatic with a mission to annoy, and the only real fix would be many hours with a qualified psychotherapist administering shock treatment and possibly a partial lobotomy--but of course I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal lobotomy.

 

[finite automaton]

Motion for ban.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: JohnCU
who here likes waffles?

I do. Shit, I'm gonna pick some up today actually. I need to get some groceries anyway.

shit good idea me too. you put butter and syrup or just syrup?

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

Try again.

and 'arder. if that don't work get a 'ammer.

fixed so OP isn't confused and can understand

 

[Taxation]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: JohnCU
who here likes waffles?

I do. Shit, I'm gonna pick some up today actually. I need to get some groceries anyway.

shit good idea me too. you put butter and syrup or just syrup?

Blackberry jam > syrup.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
What can I do? Please post tips on 'ow to improve my attention span. Please keep your posts under 30 words.

Remove all shiny objects from your desk.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: rrahman1

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: JohnCU
punch yourself in the face

That didn't work.

Try again.

and harder. if that don't work get a hammer.

fixed so OP isn't confused and can understand

refixed because I like it when dumb people are confused :evil:

 

[effowe]

I went out for breakfast at a Swedish place the other weekend and had some Swedish waffles. The iron that they used put the waffles into a bunch of little heart shapes, and I added strawberries on top. Epic waffles were epic.

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: LilPima
Having a short attention span and the ability to multitask is something that our generation has evolved to have... celebrate that you are able to do more.

Damn. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

 

[LS21]

wait .. what