Originally posted by: biffbacon
what does the dryad say thats cool?
"I'll attract the enemy with my human call. [Sorority Girl]I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted![/Sorority Girl]"-Dryad
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Human Quotes:
-"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."-Footman Captain
-"Lousy pay, constant danger."-Footman Captain
-"If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."-Muradin Bronzebeard
-"I'll play your game, you rogue."
-"I'll take 'The Rapists' for 500."
-"I'm onto you Trebek!"
-"Heh heh. Come on, you nancy boy!"-Muradin Bronzebeard
-"You wanna' get the Undead? I'll tell you how to get the Undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. that's how you get the Undead."-Muradin Bronzebeard
-"You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless sheep"-Archmage
-"I don't waste my magic on just anything."-Archmage
-"There's nothin' more motivating than fightin' with a bad hangover."-Mountain King
-"Where's the pub?"-Mountain King
-"LET'S GET PISSED!"-Mountain King
-"No? Is that your final answer?"-Paladin
-"Uncle Lothar wants YOU!"-Footman
-"Don't ask, don't tell."-Footman
-"Tis' only a flesh wound."-Footman
-"Grab your sword and fight The Horde!"-Footman
-"This warhammer cost 40k, heh heh."-Gryphon rider
-"Half this beast is endangerer, but the other half IS danger."-Gryphon Rider
-"Oops, I dropped something." *explosion*-Gyrocopter
-"Stay on target!"-Gyrocopter
-"My favourite colour is blue. NO! YELLOW!"-Knight
-"Victory for Lor" *helmet's face piece falls**muffled* "daeron."-Knight
-"I never say Ni."-Knight
-*muffled* "Damn... helmet. Can't seem to get... this... thing..."
-*horse whinnies*-Knight
-Dwarf1: "We must defeat the dwarves!"
-Dwarf2: "Ugh... We ARE the dwarves."
-Dwarf1: "...Oh."
-"Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not."-Morter Team
-"Scalpel. Sponge. Magic wand."-Priest
-"CLEAR!" *zap*-Priest
-"Cross over children. Cross over into the light!"-Priest
-"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"-Priest
Best Quote
-"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, demensia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."-Priest
-"I can't shoot straight unless ah've had a pint."-Rifleman
-"Ah, there's meh' drink. GET IN MAH' BELLY."-Rifleman
-"Guns don't kill people. I DO! HAHA!"-Rifleman
-"[Singing]I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too![/Singing]"-Rifleman
-"Click me, baby, one more time."-Sorceress
-"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."-Sorceress
-"I don't remember casting slow on you..."-Sorceress
-"You don't get out much, do you?"-Sorceress
-"[Sexily]Let's chat on Battle Net sometime.[/Sexily]"-Sorceress
-"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."-sorceress
Orc Quotes:
-"[Singing]I can see clearly, now the rain has gone.[/Singing]"-Grom Hellscream
-"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."-Blademaster
-"Twin blade action, for clean close shave every time."-Blademaster
-"I see dead people"-Farseer
-"Pass the peace pipe."-Tauren Chieften
-"Hey... 'puff, puff, give', that's the rule."-Tauren Chieften
-"Why you poking me again?"-Grunt
-"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"-Grunt
-"Poke poke poke. Is that all you do?"-Grunt
-"Ooh, that was kind of nice."-Grunt
-"'Chu wanna' buy a cigar?"-Head Hunter
-"Me not that kind of Orc!"-Peon
-"The sky, is falling."-Shaman
-"You ever got hit by lightning where the sun don't shine?"-Shaman
-"Got milk?"-Tauren
-"There's a lot at steak here."-Tauren
-"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"-Tauren
-"What's that smell? OH, BAD DOG!"-Raider
-"Fukui-san"
-"Yes, go ahead."
-"What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads into a pot. They have to boil for twenty minutes, so the eyes can be used in the second dish, an Iron Raspberry Sorbet!"
-"Mmm, sounds good."
-troll Witch Doctor
-"Peter! I can fly!"-Wyvern
-"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's me."-Wyvern
UNDEAD Quotes:
-"For the last time,I'm a dreadlord NOT a Druglord!" -Dreadlord
-"If I have wings... why am I always walking?"-Dreadlord
-"DARKNESS... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."-Tichondrius
-"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult?!"-Kel'Thuzad
-"You are the weakest lich, goodbye."-Lich
-"Us dead sexy."-Abombination
-"All I see is blackness... Oh my hood's down."-Acolyte
-"My life for Aiur! ... Uh I mean Ner'Zhul."-Acolyte
-"Spider Sense... tingling."-Cryptfiend
-"Me eat dead people."-Ghoul
-"Do you smell something? Oh, it's just the troops."-Necromancer
-"Right click for hot undead action."-Necromancer
night Elf Quotes:
-"I said a bow string not a g-st..uhk, nevermind.." - Archer
-"I wish my bow was socketted..."-Shandris
-"Demon blood is thicker than........ regular... blood."-Demon Hunter
-"YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES... *cough* *cough* Ahem, sorry."-Demon Hunter
-"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."-Demon hunter (The best quote in the game)
-"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."-Keeper of the Grove
-"Free rides, for the ladies."-Keeper of the Grove
-"My tiger was trained for war! He's GRRRRRREAT!" Priestess of the moon
-"Curiosity killed my last ride."-Priestess of the moon
-"I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."-Priestess of the moon
-"Crouch tiger! I sense a hidden dragon."- Priestess of the moon
-"When a Treant falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"-Priestess of the moon
-"Pheer my leet skillz."-Archer
-"Only you can prevent forest fires."-Druid of the Claw
-"He wasn't Fuzzy, wuzz he?"-Druid of the Claw
-"Got any gummy humans?"-Druid of the Claw
-"Quit clicking on my bear ass."-Druid of the claw
-"ACHOO. Ah don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers."-Druid of the Talon
-"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."-Dryad
-"FALL LIKE LEAVES! ............ in fall."Dryad
-"I'll attract the enemy with my human call."-Dryad
-"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"-Dryad
-"Give a hoot. Don't pollute."-Huntress
-[Croc Hunter]"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
-*hippo roars and snaps*
-"ACK!"[/Croc Hunter] -Hippogryph Rider