What are your favorite movie quotes?

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Some of my favorites are from Army of Darkness...

"It's a trick... get an axe"

"good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

"first you wanna kill me... now ya wanna kiss me... blow"

Also, I like a lot of quotes from Big Trouble in Little China.

"Hear's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run... May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."

"It's like I told my last wife. 'Honey,' I says, 'I never drive faster than I can see.' Besides, it's all in the reflexes."

"Chinese people have a lot of hells."

 

[pyonir]

"Made"

i'm gonna drink a lot. so here is 50 bucks for you incase i call you a b*tch later

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

"Made"

Love that movie... liked "Swingers" even better.

 

[docmanhattan]

I'm gonna have to go with the Star Wars quotes:

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

"Who's scruffy looking"

"It's not my fault?!?"

Spaceballs:

"Mega-maids gone from suck to blow!"

"I always drink coffee when I watch radar."

 

[pyonir]

<< "Made"

Love that movie... liked "Swingers" even better. >>


definately.

"Swingers"

Didn't you see Boyz in the Hood? Now one of us is gonna get shot!
I grew up in LA! [Trent]: Anaheim! [Sue]: Whatever man!

i could go on with the whole movie...

 

[Geekbabe]

"I'll be back"

 

[hoihtah]

i know it's not a movie....
but...

'me fail english, that's unpossible!'
-ralph.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< "FvCK! EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS!" >>



Spaceballs

 

[docmanhattan]

<<

<< "Made"

Love that movie... liked "Swingers" even better. >>


definately.

"Swingers"

Didn't you see Boyz in the Hood? Now one of us is gonna get shot!
I grew up in LA! [Trent]: Anaheim! [Sue]: Whatever man!

i could go on with the whole movie... >>

I with you on that pyonir. Swingers all the way.

"You're like a big bear, man!"

 

[Cerebus451]

History of the World, Part 1 is rife with quotes as well.
You look like the piss boy!
And you look like a bucket of sh*t

Now we're armed with mighty joint

And, of course...
It's good to be the king

 

[masterxfob]

total recall
get your ass to mars

 

[glen]

below is one of them

 

[vi edit]

Spaceballs: "Get back here you fat bearded bitch!"

Spaceballs: "We ain't found sheet!"

Big Lebowski: "Nice marmot!"

Big Lebowski: "That's, like, your opinion man"

South Park the Movie: "Donkey raping sh!t eater"

South Park the Movie: "Ahem...I said 'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON?"

South Park the Movie: "I can't till shore leave so I can get me some fuggin poontang"

Beavis and Butthead Do America: "Attention, attention, we are looking for the chick with the big boobs, come out with your hands up, and your pants down!"

 

[TomC25]

<< History of the World, Part 1 is rife with quotes as well.
You look like the piss boy!
And you look like a bucket of sh*t

Now we're armed with mighty joint

And, of course...
It's good to be the king >>






You guys go that way, you guys go that other way, I'm gonna stay here and walk in a circle

haha

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

From Swingers...

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?

 

[pyonir]

Big Labowski

Those men Donnie? Those are Nilists.

lmao...i love the fuggin movie

 

[GTaudiophile]

It is his love. It is his passion...

...it's his fault he didn't lock the garage!

Cameron and Ferris from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

 

[Pastfinder]

Argh, so many to choose from, hmmmm, how about this from UHF, which I watched yesterday by Stanley Spadowski: "Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "HEY, These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

 

[docmanhattan]

More Swinger:

<< See this guy here? This is the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy. >>

 

[spanky]

from pulp fiction: [samuel l jackson] i don't remember asking you a g0d d@mn thing [/samuel l jackson]

it's so funny busting that out on ppl who answers questions u directed to another person.

 

[azazyel]

Love Hellraiser quotes...

"I'm going to enjoy making you bleed....and I am going to enjoy making you enjoy it"

"Black miracles dark wonders another life of unknown pleasures"

"oh no tears please...it's a waste of good suffering"

"Demons to some...Angels to others"

"We have eternity to know your flesh."

"Your Suffering will be legendary even in hell"

"Down the dark decades of your pain this will seem like a memory of Heaven."

"There's a world out there waiting for us, so much flesh, so many different pleasures."

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

THE BEST OF HELLRAISER--

"Gentelmen...I...AM....PAIN!"
"Now it is time to PLAY"

 

[pyonir]

haha pulp fiction

SAY WHAT AGAIN!

 

[docmanhattan]

<< haha pulp fiction

SAY WHAT AGAIN! >>

Same scene:

<< Do you mind if I have some your tasty beverage to .. wash this down? >>

 

[pyonir]

<<

<< haha pulp fiction

SAY WHAT AGAIN! >>

Same scene:

<< Do you mind if I have some your tasty beverage to .. wash this down? >>

>>


I don't know. I didn't go to Burger King.

 

[Alex]

"You talkin to me???"

- scarface