Do you even realize what's involved? (note: parody, joke, etc.)
First there's the toast. You know how older toasters would often have a darkness scale on the duration lever. Well, mine doesn't. It has LEDs that blink off one by one as it gets closer to zero. How the f* is that supposed to help me? I've been trying to limit myself to "White Bread Done Right" (can't remember brand name) so I just leave it on one setting. But I also use the toaster for . . . mmm, other things too. It has a button that let's me lift the toast to check it (it then retracts back into the toaster) but like, I'm going to stand there and check. GTFO
Then there's the avocado. Try to find a ripe one and moosh it up myself? Are you stoned? (I usually am). I only buy pre-mooshed. But the problem there is that shit goes bad on the ride home. And let me tell you, I've already got shit in the fridge that probably count as a bio or chemical weapons.