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shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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Here's the scenario...
The Publisher's Clearing House van shows up in your driveway. Ed McMahon walks up to your door with a team of cameramen and a check for $10,000,000.
You open the door and Ed says, "You win!!!"
Problem is, Ed just so happens to be a sexual predator, and this is his kink.
In order for him to sign the check, you're going to have to put out in such a fashion that you're going to have to stay standing up for a couple weeks, and it's gonna take at least a fifth of Jose Cuervo to get the taste out of your mouth.
What are you gonna do?
 
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Doboji

Diamond Member
May 18, 2001
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I'd video tape his proposition, punch him in the head, and sue.

/thread
 
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Mathlete

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Aug 23, 2004
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I don't know????

I would be the pitcher for 10 mil but I don't know if I could be the catcher???
 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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There'd have to be some medical clearance involved. And it'd have to remain confidential. But since I'm not likely to make $5M in my entire life total. I could do it. I mean, porn stars do it for alot less.
 
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jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: sonz70

I am not a whore :|
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"Escort" is synonymous with "whore".

I thought you said you would do the girl...and she's paying you...making you a whore.
 
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Sqube

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Dec 23, 2004
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For $10 million, assuming nobody ever found out about it, and if I got to pitch, I'd probably do it.

Now if I had to catch... I dunno. Depends a lot on whether he took his Cialis/Viagra or not.
 
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austin316

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Originally posted by: shilala
Here's the scenario...
The Publisher's Clearing House van shows up in your driveway. Ed McMahon walks up to your door with a team of cameramen and a check for $10,000,000.
You open the door and Ed says, "You win!!!"
Problem is, Ed just so happens to be a sexual predator, and this is his kink.
In order for him to sign the check, you're going to have to put out in such a fashion that you're going to have to stay standing up for a couple weeks, and it's gonna take at least a fifth of Jose Cuervo to get the taste out of your mouth.
What are you gonna do?
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People that ask these kinds of questions are fricken GAY. If you even have to rationalize this notion, you are a homo who wants to be gay but just can't justify because they feel its wrong. Setting up a scenario like this just tries to justify it for yourself.
 
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n7

Elite Member
Jan 4, 2004
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Wow!

According to the poll, well over half ATOT is actually gay! :Q
 
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