Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sigh ... it's prank season again. Time to get my barbed wire and electric fence up again.
Kids always used to egg/TP/vandalize my family's house on Devil's Night (Oct. 30) and Halloween. Two huge, beautiful front windows. They'd park across the street in front of the park and walk over to our side. Two friends and I decided to counterprank one year after being egged by some kids on the 30th, and they broke a window. We saw the car (Pontiac Sunfire) but didn't get a plate number.
*shimmering flashback effect*
A shiny new Sunfire parks across the street and shuts off. Five kids get out and move across the street.
Eggs fly towards the house. *splattering sound effects*
In front of them, a older, rusty Accord with its lights off rolls stealthily backwards and stops. Two apparitions in black roll out the rear doors and dart towards the rear of the Sunfire.
There is the sudden hiss of air escaping from tires. The silence is broken further by the unholy scraping of hunting knives down both sides of the Sunfire. A loud set of pops punctuates the night as the sidewalls of the front wheels are introduced to the business end of the aforementioned knives, and the symphony of destruction ends with a cymbal-like crash as headlights are kicked in.
The egg-throwers turn around and spot the two black-clothed men sprinting back to the Accord. They pitifully give chase but are so far behind they barely get to see the fingers flipped at them as the car speeds off into the night.
Lights come on all over as the neighbourhood awakens. Chaos ensues.
Harsh? Yeah. Wonder how those kids explained to Mommy and Daddy why the new Sunfire was so damaged later on.