What are you going to be for Halloween?

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Maxspeed996
don't know yet! And I've been talking about that all morning. My wife and I throw a big costume party every year and I try to really go all out with my costume to keep the people going all night.
I can't wait........there are these two fine a$$ girls (22 & 21 years old this year) that are friends of ours that come every year dressed up like $luts.....OMG.....last year the trip up to the liquor store with them was so nice......
*gets in the car....looks over at *no name* and she says...he he , you can see my panties in this skirt....he he me too says the girl in the back seat...both trying to wiggle the SHORT skirts down. Both allowing me to get a NICE SHOT!!
Um yes you can , thank you very much now I'm going to stare the whole way....and the guys going in and out of the liquor store wanting to know where the party is at....
and my wife following me around like a damned shadow the whole night to make sure I behave myself.....
HA . with my costume you couldn't see my face!! So sweet shots all night long! Can hardly wait!!! Whatever it is , it's going to cover my face well , and still give me good viewing area!!

Let me guess....you are dressing as Merv the Perv? or possible Chester the Molestor?

 

[mordantmonkey]

Pan. Half man half goat, pagan god of wine and partying, and gettin busy.

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: Maxspeed996
don't know yet! And I've been talking about that all morning. My wife and I throw a big costume party every year and I try to really go all out with my costume to keep the people going all night.
I can't wait........there are these two fine a$$ girls (22 & 21 years old this year) that are friends of ours that come every year dressed up like $luts.....OMG.....last year the trip up to the liquor store with them was so nice......
*gets in the car....looks over at *no name* and she says...he he , you can see my panties in this skirt....he he me too says the girl in the back seat...both trying to wiggle the SHORT skirts down. Both allowing me to get a NICE SHOT!!
Um yes you can , thank you very much now I'm going to stare the whole way....and the guys going in and out of the liquor store wanting to know where the party is at....
and my wife following me around like a damned shadow the whole night to make sure I behave myself.....
HA . with my costume you couldn't see my face!! So sweet shots all night long! Can hardly wait!!! Whatever it is , it's going to cover my face well , and still give me good viewing area!!

lol you sound creepy man

 

[mundane]

... someone who doesn't answer their door and pretends not to be home in the unlikely case they actually get trick-or-treaters this year.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Maxspeed996
don't know yet! And I've been talking about that all morning. My wife and I throw a big costume party every year and I try to really go all out with my costume to keep the people going all night.
I can't wait........there are these two fine a$$ girls (22 & 21 years old this year) that are friends of ours that come every year dressed up like $luts.....OMG.....last year the trip up to the liquor store with them was so nice......
*gets in the car....looks over at *no name* and she says...he he , you can see my panties in this skirt....he he me too says the girl in the back seat...both trying to wiggle the SHORT skirts down. Both allowing me to get a NICE SHOT!!
Um yes you can , thank you very much now I'm going to stare the whole way....and the guys going in and out of the liquor store wanting to know where the party is at....
and my wife following me around like a damned shadow the whole night to make sure I behave myself.....
HA . with my costume you couldn't see my face!! So sweet shots all night long! Can hardly wait!!! Whatever it is , it's going to cover my face well , and still give me good viewing area!!

Originally posted by: Stunt
a cheating husband. Worked well.
Lipstick on cheek, messy hair, loose tie, off-buttoned shirt, lingerie in pocket, hicky on neck, etc.

Perfect!!

 

[BabaBooey]

If all goes well...drunk

 

[Fenixgoon]

nothing - halloween is a waste of time