Laphroaig Quarter Cask, Evan Williams Black Label and Stone Go To IPA. I've been sick for a week, and tonight I'm finally feeling up for a beverage. Well, the last bottle of Scotch on my shelf is down to the last pour and you can't let the end sit or it gets bad quickly. And I had a single beer left in my fridge. And since I was already two-thirds of the way to a George Thorogood classic, I figured a slug of cheap bourbon would be fine as well. So now I'm enjoying my beverages, singing "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" in a piercing tenor, and annoying the wife. Good times!