Seeing as how my wife is dragging me to see one of her friend's band, which sucks ass for more reasons than I can count, I will likely be drinking whatever will get me numb the fastest.
Hell I'd almost eat a bullet to get out of this evening.
Dos Equis.
Having Mexican for dinner.
Tell us an interesting story.
I heard he once had an awkward moment...
...just to see what it was like.