What are you doing for Chuck Norris Day?

[LordMaul]

What are your plans? Big block party? Small family gathering with the basic sacrements?

Maybe just going to enjoy a calm Chuck Norris Day alone at home?

 

[Mrfrog840]

The usual

We will be sacrificing lambs and pigs

 

[DivideBYZero]

Flipping out.

 

[Aquaman]

I will be outfitted in cowboy gear rouundhouse kicking everyone that crosses my path. [Walker Texas Ranger theme song playing on the boombox]

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MX2]

I am going to roundhouse butterflies in the garden

 

[FoBoT]

chuck and i will be neffing on ATOT tomorrow

 

[manowar821]

I'll roundhouse kick the cork off of some sparkling wine and have my self a glass. Cheers, Chuck Norris. You give us many laughs, and you're the only man who can in fact divide by zero.

 

[amish]

searching the web for a "norris on velvet"

 

[So]

I hear that Chuck is going to defeat Iran and North Korea to start the festivities. After that, he's going to cure Aids by staring.

I'm planning a barbecue.

 

[AkumaX]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

[meltdown75]

Enjoying a hangover, Chuck Norris style.

 

[uhohs]

have a feast in his honor.

 

[Homerboy]

isn't the Chuck Norris "thing" over yet?

 

[MisterJackson]

I'm gonna kick Chucks ass and make him cry. Then I'll use his tears of shame to cure cancer.

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I'm gonna kick Chucks ass and make him cry. Then I'll use his tears of shame to cure cancer.

Everyone wave bye bye to MisterJackson... We'll be sure to pick up as many pieces of you we can find and mail it to your family...



I'll be drinkin and enjoying a hockey game. And of course, we'll have extras to drink to chuck

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I'm gonna kick Chucks ass and make him cry. Then I'll use his tears of shame to cure cancer.

Everyone wave bye bye to MisterJackson... We'll be sure to pick up as many pieces of you we can find and mail it to your family...



I'll be drinkin and enjoying a hockey game. And of course, we'll have extras to drink to chuck

If you're referring to getting banned for Chuck Norris'isms, that was a MisterJackson'ism. I said I'LL do that, not that Chuck would.

Besides, if that were the case, then the creation of this thread would just as easily be a bannable offense.

oooor....

if you're referring to Chuck kicking MY ass, then you've got another thing coming. I'm more badass than him!

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

One time, on the set of Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris delivered a still-born calf, but was able to bring it back to life with a prolonged beard-rub.

Then, as the rest of the cast and crew looked on, Chuck roundhouse kicked the calf, breaking its neck and killing it to show the group that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

 

[SSSnail]

Did you know:

1. Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, nobody fools Chuck Norris
2. Bill Gates live in constant fear that Chuck Norris' computer would crash
3. Every time Chuck looks in the mirror, it shatters; not even glass is stupid enough to stand between Chuck Norris and himself
4. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, unfortunately, he never cries
5. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
6. Chuck Norris can speak AND hear Braille
7. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
8. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he has made a mistake
9. You know why someone says "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"? Because "I'm Chuck Norris" was taken
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

 

[tfinch2]

Will probably roundhouse the OP

 

[Kelemvor]

I just saw him in a commercial for something the other day. Can't remember what it was though. He was watching something on TV or something is all I remember.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I'm gonna kick Chucks ass and make him cry. Then I'll use his tears of shame to cure cancer.

Everyone wave bye bye to MisterJackson... We'll be sure to pick up as many pieces of you we can find and mail it to your family...



I'll be drinkin and enjoying a hockey game. And of course, we'll have extras to drink to chuck

If you're referring to getting banned for Chuck Norris'isms, that was a MisterJackson'ism. I said I'LL do that, not that Chuck would.

Besides, if that were the case, then the creation of this thread would just as easily be a bannable offense.

oooor....

if you're referring to Chuck kicking MY ass, then you've got another thing coming. I'm more badass than him!

I think it's going to be hard for you to kick anyone's ass once Chuck has turned you into a bloody mist.

 

[LordMaul]

RIP MisterJackson

Such a waste.

 

[manowar821]

Why would doing Norris'isms be a ban-able offense? I'm fairly new here.

 

[manowar821]

Also;
Chuck Norris doesn't shave. Instead, every morning Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

 

[hdeck]

walker marathon followed by all of his movies back to back at the local IMAX.