What are the top 5 things would you do if you win Friday's Mega Million?

[SSSnail]

1. Build a racetrack, or buy a used one and race around in it
2. Build a wave generating machine, in the ocean (for those days)
3. Pay the Stig to drive me around.
4. Hire THE guy
5. Pay Morgan Freeman to narrate my life, on ATOT

 

[NikolaeVarius]

1. Fund the creation of a mid level movie - 50 mil or so.
2. Buy a new Rig
3. Buy out Steam
4. Invest in housing
5. Get laid

 

[mnewsham]

1. Build a racetrack, or buy a used one and race around in it
2. Build a wave generating machine, in the ocean (for those days)
3. Pay the Stig to drive me around.
4. Hire THE guy
5. Pay Morgan Freeman to narrate my life, on ATOT

race tracks cost a lot of money
I dont think tech exists that would allow for the wave thing
the stig has no need of money
whatever floats your boat
It would be too boring for him to bother



As for me:
1. give away 15 million to close friends and relatives
2. buy a Morgan Areo Supersport
3. fly to Regina in Saskatchewan then head to Holdfast
4. buy a 10 million dollar house (with a car house)
5. buy several million worth of cars

 

[boochi]

1. Shit my pants
2. Piss my pants
3. Take a Shower
4. Put clean pants on
5. Have a heart attack

 

[Q]

Enslave Rossman as my man ho.

I guess that doesn't require $500 million though...:twisted:

 

[ahenkel]

Make people wallow in mud

 

[bolomite]

1. two chicks at the same time
2. ...
3. ...
4. ...
5. ...

 

[her209]

1. Two chicks at the same time.

EDIT: Dammit, too slow.

 

[UberNeuman]

1. Go get a haircut.
2. Have a nice meal.
3. See Hunger Games
4. Get a good night's rest.
5. Begin my overarching plan to rule the world.

 

[NeoV]

1 - buy houses for sale in my neighborhood any move all of my family here
2 - build a new High School and middle school for this school district
3 - Audi A8 - pay in cash
4 - buy my own suite at the Bellagio
5 - many hotties

 

[xanis]

1. Eliminate debt
2. Eliminate family's debt and set them up for life
3. Buy a house, take it to the studs, build my dream home
4. Travel in luxury for a year or more
5. Invest 90% of it so I never have to worry about money

 

[WaTaGuMp]

1:Recover from my heart attack

 

[bfdd]

1. a
2. bunch
3. of
4. cool
5. shit

 

[xSauronx]

1- quit
2- tell my then former office manager how fucking horrible she is at her job
3-buy a comfortable sized house to live in while i build a compound.

 

[Svnla]

I have no debt so let see.

1. Build a custom house, not too big, about 2K sq ft but with 2 stories, large front and back yard/private fense and the best of electronic toys/gadgets plus highest energy efficient and good security system.

2. Travel and fly first class, no more sardine seat baby.

3. Buy a nice car, maybe a Lexus but no need to have Lambo/Ferrari so no carjack.

4. Help poor but hard working people. Not the lazy bums that blame on everyone else.

5. Help relatives, friends, invest and create more money just for kick.

 

[OutHouse]

Enslave Rossman as my man ho.

I guess that doesn't require $500 million though...:twisted:

lol

 

[OutHouse]

1. rent a private jet and leave the country and tell NOBODY where we are going or why.
2. get new cell phones and new numbers under a fake name.
3. hide out for a couple of years
4. have fun but dont be stupid about it
5. buy a nice house in the Keys, Aspen, and Hawaii

 

[Bateluer]

Obligatory: Hookers and blow.

 

[Jeeebus]

create the single longest thread in ATOT history...

post # _____ (my secret) gets $ X.

After thread reaches a few hundred thousand posts, I give one of you $1.

 

[bfdd]

create the single longest thread in ATOT history...

post # _____ (my secret) gets $ X.

After thread reaches a few hundred thousand posts, I give one of you $1.

I will do everything in my power, if you win, to get that dollar.

 

[JulesMaximus]

1. Call in rich
2. Head out to the Ferrari dealership
3. Buy my wife a new car
4. Start looking for beachfront property in La Jolla
5. Relax

 

[QueBert]

1. Find out how much Kim Kardashian would charge to perform a Brazilian Butt Slam dance on me.
2. have an actual, but private for me only In-N-Out built on my property. I know they don't franchise but they would probably go for this.
3. buy family & child hood friends a house
4. donate a bunch to various charity
5. Tweet offering Alicia Keys 10 million to her keep a child alive charity for a lap dance.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Buy about twenty thousand acres somewhere, build a golf course, race track, private airfield, etc.

 

[dwell]

1. Hookers.
2. Blow.
3. Blow on hookers.
4. Hookers.
5. Hookers.

 

[UberNeuman]

I know the Number 1 thing I would do. And it's been a lifelong dream of mine. Something I've always wanted but the money has never been there and have had to put the dream aside, have had to bury the dream - deep down into a hole six feet into God's blessed earth - in which to keep the dream contained...

With this money. I can finally afford a full time staff to shave my back....

I'm like a frickin' Kardashian...