What are the chances an earwig laid eggs in my ear?

[weirdichi]

I woke up to scratching sounds in my ear. I can hear movement within my ears but couldn't see anything. I poked it with q-tips and didn't see a squashed bug on the end of the q-tip. I picked up a box of Clinere on my way to work and finally got the sucker out, half dead--luckily not in half.

So when will the eggs hatch into larvae and start eating my brains from the inside out?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I woke up to scratching sounds in my ear. I can hear movement within my ears but couldn't see anything. I poked it with q-tips and didn't see a squashed bug on the end of the q-tip. I picked up a box of Clinere on my way to work and finally got the sucker out, half dead--luckily not in half.

So when will the eggs hatch into larvae and start eating my brains from the inside out?

Relax, you've got several days til you're integrated into the hive.

 

[infoiltrator]

What will kill eggs without harming the ear?
Hydrogen peroxide, maybe?

 

[olds]

50/50
Either it did or it didn't.

 

[olds]

Relax, you've got several days til you're integrated into the hive.

Depends on the strain. The European critters are slower.

 

[MrColin]

I thought the brain eating kind only lived in Africa.

Pics requested.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Depends on the strain. The European critters are slower.

But meaner. I hear your dick falls off before you go blind.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Did you see this guy around?

 

[Merad]

Sorry, probably not an earwig. More likely:

 

[Newbian]

It's 100% it happened.

Make sure your will is in place.

 

[Lummex]

thanks for aiding what will be an easy night's sleep for me...

 

[wirednuts]

wtf... holy shit if i felt something inside my ear canal scratching around... um... yeah i would probably throw my head in a box crusher.

 

[wirednuts]

thanks for aiding what will be an easy night's sleep for me...

i gotta get stoned as shit now! im still squirming!

 

[Destiny]

Use Eye drop or saline solutions to flush that sucker out... if you stick a que tip you may crush or scare the bastard into borrowing deeper into your ear canal.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

go to a doctor and have it looked at... you know, or not...

 

[weirdichi]

I got it out already. Feels ok now. I'll stop by a clinic tomorrow on my way home and have them check it out just so I'll sleep easier from tomorrow night on.

 

[wirednuts]

how did this happen again? mississippi or alabama?

 

[Jeeebus]

relax. we're all going to die some day. yours i just a tad more specific than the rest of us. Thursday to be precise.

 

[dainthomas]

I thought the brain eating kind only lived in Africa.

Pics requested.

Nope, Australia.

And f'ing gross.

 

[weirdichi]

Ahh.. Texas. I've had in my apartment the following critters at one time or another since moving here from Minnesota a few months ago.

Ants
Cockroach
Centipede
Wasp
Earwig
Gecko
Bedbug
Spider

 

[TheSpy007]

Dammit, now i cant stop checking my ears.