What are some ridiculous names I can suggest for a newborn?

[MustangSVT]

the funnier the better

 

[Mo0o]

Power

 

[Toastedlightly]

Biggus Dickus.

 

[MustangSVT]

by the way last name is "CHUNG" so.. do ur best

 

[Shame]

FRICK CHUNG?

 

[Platypus]

connie?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Children born in New York in 1994:

Boys:
Abba
Abyss
Amen
Andrew's (note the apostrophe, as if the mother were reminding herself of who
the father was!)
Apple
As-Matik (say it fast, you'll see what I mean)
Bear
Blade
Brando (8 different ones!)
Charm
Confession
Dwarf (I don't even want to think about that kid's childhood)
GQ (must have been a handsome lad)
Gal
Go
Godly
Gospel
Hey (makes it easy to call him in for dinner, Hey! Hey! HEY!)
Holy
Infinite (3 different Infinites, you do the math!)
Knight Sir Lancelot (I'm not kidding)
Lisa (A boy named Lisa?)
Nadir (which means "absolute lowest point", thanks Mom.)
Stalin
Stallone
Truth ($100 bucks the kid becomes pathological liar)
Unique (15 different Uniques, and one Uneek, which when you think about it,
makes him unique)


Girls:
Alaska
Albert
Beautiful
Beautiphul (beautiful, but in a strange way)
Boat
Chaos (what were they thinking?)
Chevy (I mean, why not Saab?)
Chevette
Choice (as in, "If I had one, I'd have chosen another name!)
Cuba
Dynasty
Final (does this mean her younger sister is a mistake?)
Galaxy (hope she ain't shy)
He (a she named He?)
Infinity (I guess infinity is any gender)
N/A (as in, not applicable?)
Nada
Precious Angel
Prince
Promise
Providence
Sin
Sparkle
Story
Symphony
Tall (you better hope she is, that's all I have to say)
Tangerine
Tequilla (this means Mom won't get upset the first time you come home wasted)

Treasure
Unique (15 of these as well!)
Virgin (ok, so her name will be obsolete around her 16th birthday?)
Wednesday
ZC (I can't even begin to speculate on that one)

 

[95SS]

<Costanza>

Soda

</Costanza>

 

[kreactor]

walter ford?

 

[Trygve]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
by the way last name is "CHUNG" so.. do ur best

Wang
Minion
Quid
Skeeter
Mongoose
Pinkie

 

[MustangSVT]

oh yeah its a boy

 

[Sukhoi]

Ka

 

[James3shin]

Seven....Logitech...Geforce...Diamond member....FuseTalk Enterprise Edition. Thats all I could think of for now

 

[loup garou]

Cockbigulous the Destroyer.

 

[Juno]

Ka Chung...mmm!

 

[computeerrgghh]

Bung Alo Chung

 

[Landroval]

Manly

or Ukraine Manly

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Brock Hard ______

Mercedes
Lexus
Anyone that names their kid after a car is a section 8 welfare momma!

 

[amol]

cleopatra dirtbike

 

[Juno]

Kung Fu Hustle Chung.

 

[DainBramaged]

Superfly.

 

[Howard]

Ferrelly

 

[Rogue]

Apple...now that's pretty fvcking rediculous any way you cut it.

 

[ElFenix]

unique

 

[ChaoZ]

Microsoft