What are some possible consequences of contacting the dead?

[Puppies04]

I have already been warned about contacting the dead, what do you think will happen if I go ahead and do it again?

 

[zanejohnson]

hehe

have fun!!

pandora's box

 

[Puppies04]

Pics of Pandora...

 

[zanejohnson]

Pics of Pandora...

you should be looking for ways to MEET HER!!!

not jerk off to pics of her.. come on now!

 

[Puppies04]

you should be looking for ways to MEET HER!!!

not jerk off to pics of her.. come on now!

I am looking for ways to MEAT HER . It helps if you have a picture or something personal before you try to contact them.

 

[JEDIYoda]

herpes....

 

[Squisher]

Contacting the dead can be a good workout if they're buried, less so if they're in an urn on Grampa's mantel.

 

[zanejohnson]

Contacting the dead can be a good workout if they're buried, less so if they're in an urn on Grampa's mantel.

winrar!

 

[Conscript]

You could potentially jump start the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

[WelshBloke]

I have already been warned about contacting the dead, what do you think will happen if I go ahead and do it again?

What will happen?

Your mum will ground you again, that's what will happen.

 

[_Rick_]

People will think you're talking into your bluetooth headset.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Head will explode or the dead will become you (like in Insidious)

 

[biostud]

Go to the other side and come back to report.

 

[SheHateMe]

body snatching

 

[JulesMaximus]

Contacting? You mean like... fucking?

 

[mizzou]

There are numerous consequences, some of which are as follows:
- They try to eat you
- They tell you your future
- They tell you the less interesting "present" such as, You are in the living room, now talking to the dead
- They tell you the even less interesting "past" such as, Remember when I forgot your 10th birthday? Sorry about that... I was busy.
- They run out of things to say, and things get awkward.
- They put you on hold

 

[pcslookout]

I would love to be a ghost so I could go to all of the anandtech houses and haunt them.

 

[Soundmanred]

I would love to be a ghost so I could go to all of the anandtech houses and haunt them.

There's no such thing as ghosts. (Or "anandtech houses" for that matter.)

I await your misspelled and grammatically incorrect response.

 

[pcslookout]

I would first cause you to commit suicide for being so scared.

 

[Broheim]

I would first cause you to commit suicide for being so scared.

uhm,

do you want to scare him into committing suicide?
because that's not what you wrote.

just ask google.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

If zombies are dead but still animated, do they poo? And if they do poo, is the meat of the living they eat digested or raw? I'm really ignorant on zombie lore.

 

[sixone]

If zombies are dead but still animated, do they poo? And if they do poo, is the meat of the living they eat digested or raw? I'm really ignorant on zombie lore.

I thought they only ate braaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsss.

Not sure if they poo, but I bet they pass gas in various ways.

 

[dust]

Da bullshit is strong with this one!

 

[John Connor]

I contact the dead every time I take a shit! LOL!