What are some names that you should never give your children?

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Gurck

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Thread about a month back mentioned someone seeing a woman calling after her daughter "LaZonya, come here!" or somesuch. Any kind of name like that is pretty bad, as are the real hick names; Cletus, Jethro (does *anyone* use this one anymore?), etc.
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Thread about a month back mentioned someone seeing a woman calling after her daughter "LaZonya, come here!" or somesuch. Any kind of name like that is pretty bad, as are the real hick names; Cletus, Jethro (does *anyone* use this one anymore?), etc.

pratically any name that begins with la or de has the potential for disaster (lashawna, demetrius) *shudders*
 

jdiddy

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I knew this girl in HS her name was Renee her dads name was Renee and her brothers name was Renee. WTF??? The dad must have been very narssasistic to name both his children after himself. Oh yah I met a girl named Ethel once and she was baaaaaanging.
 

ggavinmoss

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Originally posted by: gopunk
yea i guess "sex on the beach" wouldn't be the best name for a daughter

Nor would "A Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall"...

-geoff
 

lokiju

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I can't stand the name Chris, I know this guy Chris and he annoys the hell out of me.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Tsaico
Not to mention it can have future concequenses that just can't be anticipated... like myself for example, Ed Tsai.... I can't tell you how many times after seeing my initials if people asked if I have phoed home yet....

Along those lines, naming your kid "Kenny" is probably a bad idea. I met a Kenny once, I was able to resist the urge to make a SP reference but I know he must have gotten it a lot.

Naming your kid something unique is cool, but make sure it doesn't sound funny, isn't too hard to spell, and can't be easily rhymed with something bad or they'll never hear the end of it in grade school.
 

yukichigai

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The name of any state.
The name of most countries. ("Tchad" is an exception, for example)
Gaylord
Eugene
Jesus
Any name with no possible "normal" nickname. (Elmer)
The list goes on

There's lots of bad names. So many I can't name.
 

bandana163

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I'd never give my child a name derived from any: celebrity, animal, brand name, movie, movie character, comic book character, SA soap opera character, version number, any fantasy character (Drizzt :)), etc.

I find names like Hercules, Esmeralda, Isaura, Sunshine, Achilleus, Quetzacotl, Princess, Queen unnatural for any Middle European or US child.
There are too many children called Hercules Smith or Quetzacotl Esmeralda Smith around here...

About the name Ethel: the youngest Ethel I know is 94 years old, AFAIK, it's not a popular name these days.
 

Damn Dirty Ape

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how about Hermione? "herr-my-oh-nee" Young lady form Harry Potter movies. Quite unique but don't think I would plop that name on a daughter tho..
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: anxi80
skylar/skyler bugs for me some reason. sounds like a cutesy-artsy-fartsy name, like something a girl would squeal annoyingly when she see's her boyfriend or something... ooooo hiiiii skylerrrrr!
Oh man, yes. Add Skylar/Skyler to the list. I've never met anyone named Skyler/Skylar that wasn't an asshole.


I wonder if anybody has named their kid Lucifer. That seems like it'd be pretty bad if you were religious.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: yukichigai
Originally posted by: anxi80
skylar/skyler bugs for me some reason. sounds like a cutesy-artsy-fartsy name, like something a girl would squeal annoyingly when she see's her boyfriend or something... ooooo hiiiii skylerrrrr!

I wonder if anybody has named their kid Lucifer. That seems like it'd be pretty bad if you were religious.

Heh heh heh....

My wife and I have this friend with a neighbor who named her son "Damien", as in the movie "The Omen". From all accounts, this kid is a little bastard, too. :D
 

waggy

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my cousin named her son jack daniels and yes that is his first name.

and yes they got it from the alcohol.
 

shiner

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A friend of mine is a Labor & Delivery nurse....she is always telling me about jacked up names. My favorites so far are(last names omitted):

Velveeta Ro-tel

Angelista Diablo

&

Painters Smock



Now what the hell were those people thinking naming their kids that?