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What are some funny things you remember as a kid?

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imported_Lucifer

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LOL I have a few.

I remember we had Mortal Kombat 1. I was soo scared to get fatalitied. Everytime I would play my brother, he would beat me. When he would get ready to do a fatality, I ran away. lol...

When I heard the word "Indivisable" during the pledge, I thought of mashed potatoes. 😕

I used to think that it was ok to fart in public. I was in class when I was in pre school. I was talking to some kid, and right in the middle of our conversation (dont remember what it was about.) I let out a big one. I thought saying "excuse me" would make the smell dissapear, but that wasn't the case. The kid ran away quickly lol!

Post some of your stories. 🙂
 
Oh man this thread is going to be interesting...

When I was in elementary school, some kids were singing an obscene song and this kid says, "Let's make a song about testicles!"

When I was in 4th grade I was saying prayers but I wasn't really paying attention and I said "Balsamic Vinagarette" instead of "Bless us, O Lord" for some reason...

One Christmas when I was about 5, I took the toilet paper from the bathroom and ran around the house, unravelling the whole thing.
 
When I was playing hide and seek with my brother. When I opened a closet with my brother hiding...at a shock, both of us screamed at the same time. Pretty hilarious.
 
When I was little I was always crying in photos, because I thought that cameras were guns.
(I heard someone say "SHOOT" one time and misunderstood)

I used to roll around in big rain puddles in thunder and lightning storms. OOOPS.


I thought I new how to fish and I ended up with a rusty hook lodged in my skull.


These were not funny then, but I laugh now. Many more too LOL.
 
Squeak Squeak
We had a bit of a mouse/rat problem in our old apartment. I think I was 9 or 10 at the time. My little 5 year old brother was on the toilet. The porcelin started rattling while he sat there frozen. He came running out of there as fast as anything.

Fast foward a couple nights. There was a bit more squeaking then usual. We awake to find this big rat stuck in the kitchen corner, stuck on a couple glue traps, & wedged under a bbq grill. While we're wondering what to do, my 5'6" 260 father comes rushing out of his bedroom with nothing but tidy whities on & carrying my aluminum baseball bat. He shoves us out of the way & begins to pound the rats head in. Blood splatter was all over his shins & shocks were on our faces.

:thumbsup:
 
I remember when I played street fighter on the sega, Bison was sooo hard. Everytime I would lose, I got mad, then eventually started crying. LOL
 
I remember when the doctor used to jam his 4-inch needle into my buttocks. Damn that sh!t used to hurt like a bitch. Stupid flu shots.
 
I once vacuumed a bucket full of water... Goddamn, am I lucky to be alive today... 😛
I also smacked our dog and ran away so that it just couldn't reach me because of the chain.. Then, I did the same thing once, without the chain. Oops 😛..
Haven't got a dog anymore, now 😛.
 
Way before paintball, We played with BB guns. Shot my friend in the mouth, bb stuck in his lip and I convinced him to let me cut it out with a rusty pocket knife. We ended up in the emergency room, and I got my butt whipped so bad I couldn't sit down for two days. I didn't cut the bb out the doc in the emergency room did, bu7t it was funny that he was gonna let me try.:Q
 
Originally posted by: xeno2060
Way before paintball, We played with BB guns. Shot my friend in the mouth, bb stuck in his lip and I convinced him to let me cut it out with a rusty pocket knife. We ended up in the emergency room, and I got my butt whipped so bad I couldn't sit down for two days. I didn't cut the bb out the doc in the emergency room did, bu7t it was funny that he was gonna let me try.:Q
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LOL!!
 
I was deathly afraid of Terminator the movie, and everytime it would play on tv I would watch it through the crack in between two couches.
 
When I was little, I was sleeping over at my aunts house and aparently I was sleepwalking. I had taken the usual route to the bathroom in my own house, which in this case, was the kitchen. I opened the cupboard and pissed on everything. ~_~
 
When I was in first grade all the kids were playing house, and one of the kids was the dog. He took his role as dog a little too seriously, and he started chasing me around, acting like an angry dog. I went to jump up onto one this plastic stove, and the kid bit me in the ass. 😱 That left a mark.
 
1) Made a bonfire out of books and magazines on the living room floor (which was made outta marble - I grew up in India)

2) Put a lot of coal in a bucket, smashed it up, added water and proceeded to paint the walls with the mixture using brooms

3) Jumped about 20' into a swimming pool that was being dug out, spraining my ankle
 
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