What are some Christian prophecies that didn't come true?

[BlancoNino]

Having an argument with my gf, and I'm telling her there has been some. I'm not saying god doesn't exist or anything...but just mentioning that some prophecies haven't come true...and I was wondering if you guys had any examples.

 

[DainBramaged]

Sorry, you lost.

 

[LordMorpheus]

I wonder how many times the catholic church talked about promised victory in the holy lands during the crusades . . .

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
I wonder how many times the catholic church talked about promised victory in the holy lands during the crusades . . .

<insert obligatory "Catholics aren't Christians" post here>

 

[quikah]

Are you asking which prophecies haven't come true yet or have proven to be false? Ones that haven't come true yet off the top of my head, the rapture, apocalypse, 2nd coming of Jesus. No idea about ones that have proven to be false, since these things are so vaguely worded I am sure you can argue either way about almost any of them.

 

[BlancoNino]

Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

You just blew my mind:shocked:

 

[randay]

tell her it doesnt matter if the world is going to end, because you are with her, and thats all that matters. sex. i expect some nekkid pic pms.

edit: of your gf, not of you. ah hell of you too, whatever.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

She's a keeper.

 

[michaels]

A guy I work with claims it will all start when the Jewish Temple is rebuilt in Isreal.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

Go tell her you're a schmuck who doesn't know what you're actually talking about. Just BS'ing and then running to an internet forum to try and prove her wrong.

 

[stars]

The scroll that was destroyed in Da Vinci Code stated that a prophet by the name of BlancoNino was going to change ATOT.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

Go tell her you're a schmuck who doesn't know what you're actually talking about. Just BS'ing and then running to an internet forum to try and prove her wrong.

Are you suggesting I tell her the truth?

 

[KLin]

So you're arguing a point of view for which you have no knowledge?

 

[stars]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

Go tell her you're a schmuck who doesn't know what you're actually talking about. Just BS'ing and then running to an internet forum to try and prove her wrong.

Are you suggesting I tell her the truth?

Never tell them the truth it will only get worse.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

Go tell her you're a schmuck who doesn't know what you're actually talking about. Just BS'ing and then running to an internet forum to try and prove her wrong.

Are you suggesting I tell her the truth?

Fvck that. Tell her that while America was supposed to be the promise land, it has become the Great Satan. Just look at all the SIN!

 

[chusteczka]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
What are some Christian prophecies that didn't come true?

What? :Q
This is heresy!!!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: KLin
So you're arguing a point of view for which you have no knowledge?

That's his style.

 

[Coolone]

Well the question is what do you consider to be a prophet? Do you consider the pope to be a "prophet"? considering that a high part of christianity doesn't recognize it.

The argument could also be made that "they just havnt happened yet"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: KLin
So you're arguing a point of view for which you have no knowledge?

That's his style.

This applies to most attendees, both past and present, of Harvard.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Basically, we're arguing about whether or not the world is going to end soon...I"m saying no, but she says it will because of a prophecy...and I said not all prophecies have come true.

Wow.


The world has been said to end "soon" since humans first dreamt up religions that said the world could end in some grand apocalypse. It was supposed to end in the time of the Aztecs, in the time of the Incas.

Other fun things: the world was supposed to end when the year changed to 2000. Question was, would it do it by time zone? Would Earth begin vanishing in discrete slices? Why should those deities in charge of the end care about our time zones? If not, what time is it, really?

The world will end. 5 billion years from now, when the sun goes supergiant. Or rather, it'll be well-baked. It'll still be here, but just as a cold round rock, orbiting a white dwarf star, inside of a planetary nebula.



And finally, Google, dammit!
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[JackBurton]

Micah 5:5 - And this man shall be the peace, when the Assyrian shall come into our land: and when he shall tread in our palaces, then shall we raise against him seven shepherds, and eight principal men.
Micah 5:6 ? And they shall waste the land of Assyria with the sword, and the land of Nimrod in the entrances thereof: thus shall he deliver us from the Assyrian, when he cometh into our land, and when he treadeth within our borders.



Jesus never wasted the land of Assyria with a sword.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Micah 5:5 - And this man shall be the peace, when the Assyrian shall come into our land: and when he shall tread in our palaces, then shall we raise against him seven shepherds, and eight principal men.
Micah 5:6 ? And they shall waste the land of Assyria with the sword, and the land of Nimrod in the entrances thereof: thus shall he deliver us from the Assyrian, when he cometh into our land, and when he treadeth within our borders.



Jesus never wasted the land of Assyria with a sword.

Actually, The Sword was just a really good nightclub in Assyria, where Jesus really wanted to get wasted. When he was talking about Nimrod and being delivered from the Assyrian, he was talking about the nimrod bouncer throwing him out.

 

[iamaelephant]

LOL Nimrod. Cool word.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Micah 5:5 - And this man shall be the peace, when the Assyrian shall come into our land: and when he shall tread in our palaces, then shall we raise against him seven shepherds, and eight principal men.
Micah 5:6 ? And they shall waste the land of Assyria with the sword, and the land of Nimrod in the entrances thereof: thus shall he deliver us from the Assyrian, when he cometh into our land, and when he treadeth within our borders.



Jesus never wasted the land of Assyria with a sword.

Actually, The Sword was just a really good nightclub in Assyria, where Jesus really wanted to get wasted. When he was talking about Nimrod and being delivered from the Assyrian, he was talking about the nimrod bouncer throwing him out.

I knew it!