what are good gifts to stuff stockings?

[iamwiz82]

I'm stumped. I need ideas. Both male and female

 

[randomlinh]

hundred dollar bills come to mind

 

[NetworkDad]

Oranges and underwear. I remember i always got those in my stocking when growing up. Sucked.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

A nice pair of long, sexy legs.

 

[Idiot56209]

TUMs, Diamonds, CPUs, old keys, batteries, chewable vitamins, shoe laces, chewed up pen caps, viles of blood and/or urine, birth control pills, condoms, used kleenex, apple seeds, pork rinds, bottle caps, cat hair, popcorn, pixy sticks, toe nail clippings, nose hair clippers, golf ball, Q-Tips, Tap-Cons, agitator balls, pr0n, smelt roe, frogs' legs, just the facts ma'am, eggs, shingles, Big Lots ads, Entertainment cards, or a wallet size photo of Inglebert Humpledink.

 

[swayinOtis]

nothing says christmas stocking stuffer like buttplugs!

 

[iamwiz82]

<< nothing says christmas stocking stuffer like buttplugs! >>



you can only have so many. My closet is full of htem, most not even used...