what animal are you in bed?

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Freejack2

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I'm a cow can't you see that I live in the country. Moo-ooh, I'm a cow.
Hills are high, grass is green, heaven for a fat holstein. Moo-ooh, I'm a cow.
:) :D :p :)
 

Anghang

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Freejack2....OMFG!!!...LMAO!!!!...dayam!!!..that was hilarious...bwahahahahha....MOOOOOO!!! :D

thanx for the early morning laugh :D
 

SpecialEd

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<< Swan

"Very committed, you know how to treat your partner well. You look after their best interests
and have complete respect for them. Easy going, you like to be sociable but enjoy your
partner's company. You're at your happiest when tucked up in bed with your loved one. You
prefer sensual, sexy love making rather than a quick romp, that's the only way to find true
pleasure and reach sexual nirvana!"
>>





i think i was a tiger, but now i've matured into a swan!
 

Apollyon

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<<

<< Duck-billed platypuss

What the . . .
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haha...is that really one of the results...description? :)
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Nah- I made it up.
 

Celstar

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<< I'm a slug? WTF?

just because i don't do anal and i haven't cheated on my wife?

that's a crock o crap
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Hmm I got a slug too, but I answered yes to the uh-hum..

I dont usually put much stake in these questionaires because they're often inaccurate but the results from this particular one is dead one. haha...
 

MWink

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<< You are a Koala! >>



Like I didn't see that coming.
rolleye.gif
 

Fausto

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Me = tiger.



<< Actually, I consider myself more of the Big, Huge, Alarmingly-potent, SilverBack-Alpha-Male Gorilla! GRRRRRR!! >>



Uh, bad news dude. Despite being all big, strong and generally scary....gorillas have really, really tiny dingers. :Q

;)

Fausto
 
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I'm a Rhino, LOL

You like you're own way, and will do almost anything to pull someone. You don't mind making a fool out of yourself to get your wicked way with someone. Dominant in a relationship - you don't like to be bossed about. When you see someone you like, you don't give up until you get them. You don't really take time to find out about long term potential, you just charge in for the kill. Rough and ready, you like a bit of kinky sex.

huh, that must be why all my GF's have been freaks.

Like Noriaki I am going on theoretical answers.

Wait, why don't they have a Panther option?

the Flaming part must come from all the friction. ;)
 

Rent

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You are a Monkey!

Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about. Only problem is - sometimes you don't know when to shut up and take care of your partner's needs. You also love a gossip about your antics in bed - nothing is kept from your mates. But at least you enjoy yourself - keep on swinging!

 

DAPUNISHER

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<< You are a Rabbit!
It's always the quiet ones... You may act innocent and sweet on the outside - but that's just a ploy. You're normally well up for it and are eager to experiment - anyhow, anywhere, everywhere! You're not much of a sucker for romance, when you're partner gets too soppy - it's a hoppity, skippity jump into bed with the next suitable candidate!
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Same here.
 

skylark

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<< You're a RHINO!

Huh, I never imagined that.

You like you're own way, and will do almost anything to pull someone. You don't mind making a fool out of yourself to get your wicked way with someone. Dominant in a relationship - you don't like to be bossed about. When you see someone you like, you don't give up until you get them. You don't really take time to find out about long term potential, you just charge in for the kill. Rough and ready, you like a bit of kinky sex.

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:confused::eek:
 

meccaboy858

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I'm an owl... Don't know if thats good or bad.. :Q

Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification.
 

Peetoeng

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A snake:

A bit flash, you like showing off what you've got. But when the time comes, there's no messing around - you go in for the kill and they don't stand a chance. Sex is fast and furious - you get what you want and then you're outta there.

No time to worry about their needs - you chew them up, spit them out and on to the next victim.

He he he . . . I am a 60-second snake jerk:Q
 

Nate-X

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You are a Fox!


Swift and agile, you know what you want and how to get it. You react badly to competition. You use your guile - whatever needs to be done to get them in the sack. Romance can be useful - but only as a trick to get your hands on what you really want. In bed you're a focused lover but have a cheeky, wild streak and aren't afraid to try a few new techniques which often shocks your partners.


 

Eli

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You are a Koala!

Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arms

Hmm...
Okay. ;)