What all do you carry on you in the bathroom

[postmortemIA]

glock 19 for #1
glock 22 for #2
smartphone
wallet
keys

 

[sze5003]

Coffee and ecig so I can take a dump easily.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Bow and arrows. MRE rations. Hatchet. Water purification tablets. Satellite phone. First aid kit. Matches. Dry tinder. Sun screen.

 

[Mixolydian]

I used to listen to music while I pooped. But now I don't bring anything in the bathroom with me.

 

[TerryMathews]

I carry an Obamaphone so I can call in a drone strike if needed. :sneaky:

 

[manimal]

74 ply experimental toilet paper.


PSA dont spend too much time on the pooper or you get the hammer roids

 

[JulesMaximus]

LOL! :thumbsup:

 

[waggy]

whatever book i am reading or a tablet. oh and gasmask.

 

[Mermaidman]

 

[shortylickens]

nude.

maybe a rubber chicken for company.

 

[Arcadio]

I don't spend more than 3 minutes in the bathroom, so there is no point in bringing in anything with me.

 

[natto fire]

Nokia Lumia 520 with Wordament loaded up. So if you happen to be in the tiny minority that uses that app and have "frenemied" a user named "natto fire" there is a good chance you are playing against me while taking a shit. I routinely finish in the 50-70%, which I am not sure if speaks to my vocab or that everyone else's is very poor. I too, am a quick pooper, so this game is great since each round is so short.

 

[boomhower]

iPad usually.

 

[Ruptga]

One under each cheek.

 

[Ichinisan]

Fleas
Crabs
Herpes

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Imp]

Glock 18 for messy #2 -- Gotta hide the non-stop sounds somehow.

 

[natto fire]

Glock 18 for messy #2 -- Gotta hide the non-stop sounds somehow.

Plus the sulfur in the gunpowder neutralizes odor?

 

[MongGrel]

I just have a claymore in the hallway with the trigger by the throne.

Yeah right

 

[Rakehellion]

I drop WMDs right into the bowl.

 

[mnewsham]

LG G2
Mobius 65t

 

[natto fire]

Also:

Kind of tricky to displace those 100,000 tons in the toilet bowl, but why take chances?

 

[BUTCH1]

A tablet of course, also bring it to any Dr's appt., this is where your $100 Nexus 7 is the best $$ you ever spent!..

 

[William Gaatjes]

A tablet of course, also bring it to any Dr's appt., this is where your $100 Nexus 7 is the best $$ you ever spent!..

EW !
Has it ever happened that the toiletpaper ripped while wiping your butt turning your finger into an anal probe ?

What would happen if you performed a wipe on your tablet afterwards.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Some of the posts in this thread, seem a bit silly!

I might take a towel, such as this one.

EDIT: I like playing games and web surfing, so I sometimes take a tablet in there as well, usually this one.