What a woman says/what a MAN hears! (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

What a woman says:
?This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear.
if we don't do laundry right now!?

What a man hears:
?blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW?

 

[ElFenix]

this is older than you

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is older than you

QFT

 

[neutralizer]

I chuckled. 8/10

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is older than you

QFT

It may be OLD, but NO WAY is it THAT old.

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is older than you

I have never heard it, lol good one.

 

[keeleysam]

I've never heard it either.

7.53/10

 

[BurnItDwn]

Extremely old,
Also, everyone knows, Men hear exactly what is said. Women just don't say things bluntly, they encode what they want to say and make it different from what they say.

When they are pissed at you, "Why are you pissed at me?", "You know why I'm pissed at you!!!"
They never just explain it, instead they try to guilt trip you and confuse you.
I do not understand em at all.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is older than you

That would be pretty old. :laugh:

 

[LookingGlass]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Extremely old,
Also, everyone knows, Men hear exactly what is said. Women just don't say things bluntly, they encode what they want to say and make it different from what they say.

When they are pissed at you, "Why are you pissed at me?", "You know why I'm pissed at you!!!"
They never just explain it, instead they try to guilt trip you and confuse you.
I do not understand em at all.

So women act like that aye? Bit presumptuous don't you think, to catagorize like that.

Not all of them do, no. You haven't met the right one.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Extremely old,
Also, everyone knows, Men hear exactly what is said. Women just don't say things bluntly, they encode what they want to say and make it different from what they say.

When they are pissed at you, "Why are you pissed at me?", "You know why I'm pissed at you!!!"
They never just explain it, instead they try to guilt trip you and confuse you.
I do not understand em at all.

So women act like that aye? Bit presumptuous don't you think, to catagorize like that.

Not all of them do, no. You haven't met the right one.

That is extremely true.
I was mostly just trying my hand at being discriminitory.

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[spherrod]

 

[StrangerGuy]

That gave me a chuckle.

 

[Mucho]

smile

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
I chuckled. 8/10

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is older than you

That would be pretty old. :laugh:

QFT