I was taking my shower the same way I do every morning and I faintly hear a sound that resembles a creature being put to death. I decide that this may be important so I quickly rinse off and turn off the water so I could hear well. I can now tell that one of my cats is in serious trouble, I quickly dry off and sprint to where this god awful noise is coming from. As I turn the corner I see something I never planed on seeing, two of my cats are batting around my third cat who has somehow managed to get himself caught in the cord that opens the blinds. I still do not understand how he got up to the cord, or how he managed to get the cord wrapped around the tip of his tail. I run over to free the cat of this most unfortunate situation, and notice much to late that the cat is pissing and defecating as he screams and fights. He managed to scratch me good on my right hand.
Well off to take another shower.
Well off to take another shower.