What a joke :P

paadness

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Once upon a time..........

A school going kid wished to bang a girl. He goes to his father "Daddy, i need money to fvck a prostitutel". Dad becomes very angry "WTF, a school boy and wants to fvck a prostitute".

The kid was very smart so he stole some $$$ from his daddies wallet. On his way out, his grand mother catches the boy and inquires where he is going. The kid calmy tells the grand mother "im going out for gang bang".

The grand mother say" Why go out, do it here and you won't even have to spend money". The kid as happy as ever, bangs his grand mother.

After done with her, goes back to his dad "here take ur money back, i did and did it for free". Dad is astonished "Omg! u fvked a prosti.. for free, marvellous, what a genious kid".

Daddy inquires who did u gang bang, the kid "Grand Mother". On hearing this, dad gets out of control start to beat the sh*t out of the boy. Takes him out of the house and gives a few big shots on the kids as*. No stopping, just pure beating, a few niebors come to the scene to ask why is he beating the kid. Daddy is quite but after being pi**ed off, the Kid replies......

" He's been fvking my mom all his life and now that i fvked his mom ur seeing him beating me"

:p
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JoeKing

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How many Ears did Johnny Appleseed have?

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wait for it
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Three. A left ear, a right ear,




and a frontier!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Amused

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Your grasp of the English language is as loose as the grandmother in your story.
 

Muadib

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Originally posted by: Amused
Your grasp of the English language is as loose as the grandmother in your story.
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