What a friggin batch.

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her209

her209

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WTF? I hate it when people try to control sh1t that doesn't belong to them. I have some fish that I feed 3x a day and my friggin batch roommate (who thinks she is the cutest thing in the fackin world) thinks its okay to feed them every fackin time she walks by because they go to the top. Stupid batch. Now she's hidden the food from me and claims that I starve my fish. Imma fackin put a lock on my door.

Damn I hate stupid ignant dumb people.
 
her209

her209

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Originally posted by: ActPrincess
Dude, Tell her to stop messin with your fishies!!!!
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I fackin tell her everyday. Self-absorbed people don't want to listen.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Take the fish out and hide them in another tank/bowl etc.

Claim that she stole the food, and you couldn't feed them when they were really hungry. And they died. And it's all her fault.

Or ... wait, you don't have a lock on your door? WTH? :confused:

Does she? Or do you two ... ahem ... uh ... never mind.

- M4H
 
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Dacalo

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dude, she is gonna kill your fish, not to mention its gonna make the water dirty faster.
 
her209

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Take the fish out and hide them in another tank/bowl etc.

Claim that she stole the food, and you couldn't feed them when they were really hungry. And they died. And it's all her fault.

Or ... wait, you don't have a lock on your door? WTH? :confused:

Does she? Or do you two ... ahem ... uh ... never mind.

- M4H
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I can't put a lock on my door because I have the master bedroom and she wanted her own bathroom but refused to take the outside bathroom. But now, I really don't care. Perhaps I should go take a huge dump and not flush. >:)
 
narzy

narzy

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do what you do to train dogs who are PITA smack her on the nose w/ a rolled up wad of news paper, or flick her in the nose, and if shes really bad blow up her nose to teach here.

or get her a shock collar :).
 
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StageLeft

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Originally posted by: her209
WTF? I hate it when people try to control sh1t that doesn't belong to them. I have some fish that I feed 3x a day and my friggin batch roommate (who thinks she is the cutest thing in the fackin world) thinks its okay to feed them every fackin time she walks by because they go to the top. Stupid batch. Now she's hidden the food from me and claims that I starve my fish. Imma fackin put a lock on my door.

Damn I hate stupid ignant dumb people.
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Certainly the most ludicrous thing I've read in a long time.
 
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eakers

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it took me about half way through the post to figure out what a batch was.

in any case, if you are fighting over something this dumb and its come down to her hiding the fish food there's obviously bigger problems here
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Take the fish out and hide them in another tank/bowl etc.

Claim that she stole the food, and you couldn't feed them when they were really hungry. And they died. And it's all her fault.

Or ... wait, you don't have a lock on your door? WTH? :confused:

Does she? Or do you two ... ahem ... uh ... never mind.

- M4H
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I can't put a lock on my door because I have the master bedroom and she wanted her own bathroom but refused to take the outside bathroom. But now, I really don't care. Perhaps I should go take a huge dump and not flush. >:)
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Just leave the master bathroom in such a state of disarray and disgust that she refuses to use it. It's called "Bathroom Chicken" - the first one to lose cleans it. The girls who used to live in the house before me played it. (Yes, the girls. :confused: )

- M4H
 
her209

her209

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Originally posted by: eakers
it took me about half way through the post to figure out what a batch was.

in any case, if you are fighting over something this dumb and its come down to her hiding the fish food there's obviously bigger problems here
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No problems really. Just some self-absorbed person with easily hurt feelings. I told her I didn't want her leftovers one weekend (she goes home for the weekend and woulda tossed the food cause she certainly wasn't going to eat week old food) and she got all pissed and worked out about. BTW, she didn't even cook the food. WTF? She rags on me to me all the time about how I never go out because I have no friends and I'm too skinny and spend way too much time on the computer and am too anti-social and sh1t like that. I'm freaking 5'8 and ~160 and I exercise. But I don't get upset.
 
Ciber

Ciber

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: eakers
it took me about half way through the post to figure out what a batch was.

in any case, if you are fighting over something this dumb and its come down to her hiding the fish food there's obviously bigger problems here
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No problems really. Just some self-absorbed person with easily hurt feelings. I told her I didn't want her leftovers one weekend (she goes home for the weekend and woulda tossed the food cause she certainly wasn't going to eat week old food) and she got all pissed and worked out about. BTW, she didn't even cook the food. WTF? She rags on me to me all the time about how I never go out because I have no friends and I'm too skinny and spend way too much time on the computer and am too anti-social and sh1t like that. I'm freaking 5'8 and ~160 and I exercise. But I don't get upset.
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She wants you!
 
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wyvrn

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I can't put a lock on my door because I have the master bedroom and she wanted her own bathroom but refused to take the outside bathroom. But now, I really don't care. Perhaps I should go take a huge dump and not flush. >:)
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Sounds like she is a control freak to me. Put a lock on your door, it's your room and bathroom dammit!

 
her209

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: wyvrn
I can't put a lock on my door because I have the master bedroom and she wanted her own bathroom but refused to take the outside bathroom. But now, I really don't care. Perhaps I should go take a huge dump and not flush. >:)
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Sounds like she is a control freak to me. Put a lock on your door, it's your room and bathroom dammit!
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Technically its not my bathroom because I agreed to let her have it to herself. But WTF? Don't pull this shat on me.

Damn, time to go back to work. :(
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Jan 31, 2002
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Sweet holy crap. This girl is crazy. Control freak? Understatement.

Either move, or get her to move. If you don't want to do something that drastic, just "occupy" the master bathroom shower with a close friend. By "close friend" I mean "her best friend or sister" ... and by "occupy" I mean ... ;)

She'll never want to use that bathroom again. :D

- M4H
 
her209

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sweet holy crap. This girl is crazy. Control freak? Understatement.

Either move, or get her to move. If you don't want to do something that drastic, just "occupy" the master bathroom shower with a close friend. By "close friend" I mean "her best friend or sister" ... and by "occupy" I mean ... ;)

She'll never want to use that bathroom again. :D

- M4H
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I would get the same result if I crapped in it, that way I don't have to risk getting VD.
 
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Stark

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this reminds me of the guy who was in love with his cousin.

#1 reason not to have a female roomate: eventually you want to have sex with them. This thread is living proof.
 
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