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Brymo

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so i get up this morning at my girlfriends, and i have pink eye in both eyes.. then i get this yeast infection, yes i am a guy, this is weird.. and it itches all over down there and on my legs and on my butt...

then i get a bloody nose..

now i am bored..

any ideas on what to do when not feeling so hot?




::::UPDATE::::

well i finally went in the doctors... pink eye is now gone... but i dindt have a yeast infection as we all thought... i had a staph infection, which if i didnt go in i would be close to death right now :(

but i have meds now.. and thought i should update.. and right now i am the worst i have ever felt/been :(
 
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Brymo

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no no lol she didnt have it.. i just got it i know i was like wtf??

but i guess guys get it as well lol

 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
ROFL!!!!!! ROFL!!!
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LOL.. dude. :Q A little TMI...

Originally posted by: Brymo
no no lol she didnt have it.. i just got it i know i was like wtf??

but i guess guys get it as well lol
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I bet she does..... Even if it's not severe. You should both be treated for it, because you can end up passing it back and forth over and over again.
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Nocturnal
ROFL!!!!!! ROFL!!!
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LOL.. dude. :Q A little TMI...
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Sucks to be you....kiss your nookie privileges goodbye for a while. ;)

And yes, guys CAN get yeast infections although it's obviously a lot less common than for women. On the flipside, I've also heard that we are almost immune to UTIs because our urethras are much longer.
 
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Eli

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On another note,

Swab a sample and brew some beer! Sell it to your friends, say it's got your own "personal touch".

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:beer:

 
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ohtwell

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First, put the crack pipe down!! Second, step away from the computer! Third, don't ever come back! :p


: ) Amanda
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Eli
On another note,

Swab a sample and brew some beer! Sell it to your friends, say it's got your own "personal touch".

:Q

:beer:
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LOL....too bad that wouldn't really work. :D
 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You got teh eye clap. Get a penicillan shot.
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They'll do a test first. No point in antibiotics if it's viral.
 
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I think most of womens problems with UTI's come from proximity to the other 'hole' and also the dampness and enclosed space...I doubt length of urethra really has much to do with it.

Antibiotics are good for preventing secondary infections...more than often do nothing for the current one than keeping you from getting sicker.

If you aren't having sex with your girlfriend, it's time to find a new one she must have done something with someone and now you are paying the price for her super resistance she has built up ;)

 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You got teh eye clap. Get a penicillan shot.
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They'll do a test first. No point in antibiotics if it's viral.
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Is penicillan an antibiotic? I thought it was a different classification.
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Yep. It was the first antibiotic discovered. :)
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
I think most of womens problems with UTI's come from proximity to the other 'hole' and also the dampness and enclosed space...I doubt length of urethra really has much to do with it.
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I just read that somewhere, can't say if it's true or not. Your explanation is plausible...
 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: alkemyst
I think most of womens problems with UTI's come from proximity to the other 'hole' and also the dampness and enclosed space...I doubt length of urethra really has much to do with it.
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I just read that somewhere, can't say if it's true or not. Your explanation is plausible...
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It's true, it has a lot to do with the length of the urethra. It is much easier for bacteria to travel up a short urethra than a long. But you're right, it has a lot to do with female anatomy also.

That's why they have to wipe downwards.
 
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