What a bunch of homophones!

Red Squirrel

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Language school blogger writes about homophones -- then he's fired :hmm:

Until very recently, Timothy Torkildson blogged for the Nomen Global Language Center -- an ESL school in Provo, Utah. Earlier this month, Mr. Torkildson wrote a blog post explaining why homophones can be a difficult concept for new English speakers to grasp. Then, he was fired.

In his original post entitled "Help with Homophones," Torkildson wrote, "In English, a homophone is a word that has several different meanings and spellings, but always sounds the same. The best way to learn these tricky words is to memorize them little by little: 'Ad' is an advertisement. 'Add' is a mathematical function."

Torkildson says his boss, Clarke Woodger, expressed concern that because of his use of the term homophone, "people might think it talked about some kind of gay agenda."

When asked if Woodger knew the definition of the word, Torkildson says Woodger had to look it up in the dictionary after he read the blog.

His former employer confirmed the incident in the Salt Lake Tribune, "...people at this level of English," Woodger said, "may see the 'homo' side and think it has something to do with gay sex."

Torkildson describes the moment when he found out he was fired, "I was struck dumb. I really didn't say anything at all. My first thought was, 'I've lost my job. I wonder if I can get a good reference from him.'"

Torkildson, who used to work as a circus clown, sums up the experience this way, "Life usually is just a big joke. This is just another piece of the joke. That's how I want to treat it."

He worked at the center for less than three months before he was fired. Torkildson says he's grateful to Woodger for having offered him the job.

http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/featu...fired-when-boss-misunderstands-words-meaning/
 

Ruptga

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I had to google this to make sure it wasn't a parody/satire article. I'm at a loss, really. For some run of the mill dumbass redneck to pull this kind of thing would be a little meh, but for the owner of an organization that's supposedly teaching English... it's just astounding.
 
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EliteRetard

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Wait some of you didn't know this word?

C'mon it's in the list of words that sound dirty but aren't.

What a bunch of kumquats.
 

Ruptga

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I know I was introduced to homophones way back in grade school, and that was in a poor podunk town in a flyover state. Nobody has any good excuse for being that ignorant.
 

Ruptga

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Actually I didn't even notice that you took it that way, and if I had I wouldn't have minded, but now it seems like I should apologize since you apologized. I wonder if this is what it's like to be Canadian?
 

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akugami

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Wait some of you didn't know this word?

C'mon it's in the list of words that sound dirty but aren't.

What a bunch of kumquats.

If you weren't so niggardly with your knowledge then we wouldn't have this problem would we?
 

Ruptga

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Basically.

Yeah that's the short version, after reading into it a bit. His boss claims he always tried to editorialize, or something along those lines. My money (if I had any) would be on him being a P&N-class nutter that really believes this guy was trying to undermine him with some liberal gay agenda.
 

alkemyst

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What about Homo sapiens? Does he object to this word too?

In one of my college classes a chick though this was the "scientific term" for gay people. When challenged back what is the "scientific term" for straight people she said "Hetero Sapiens".

She also decided to bring her mother to school when the teacher challenged prayer and chicken noodle soup are not cures for disease. They had to call security.

She didn't pass.