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never been caught myself, but i've busted in on a suitemate once- found him with his pants around his ankles, tissue paper in hand, some hardcore clip fullscreened in mediaplayer, and the most "ohmigodwtfistheappropriatecourseofactionnowthativebeencaughtbeatingit' expression imagineable.

i backed out quickly, but not without breaking a smile and emitting a few strangled laughs.


later, he tried to convince me and the rest of the suite (c'mon now, these things need to be shared) that he had been changing, was watching a music video on his computer, and was using the tissue to wipe his monitor free of smudges.
 
Originally posted by: pclstyle
never been caught myself, but i've busted in on a suitemate once- found him with his pants around his ankles, tissue paper in hand, some hardcore clip fullscreened in mediaplayer, and the most "ohmigodwtfistheappropriatecourseofactionnowthativebeencaughtbeatingit' expression imagineable.

i backed out quickly, but not without breaking a smile and emitting a few strangled laughs.


later, he tried to convince me and the rest of the suite (c'mon now, these things need to be shared) that he had been changing, was watching a music video on his computer, and was using the tissue to wipe his monitor free of smudges.
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roffle
 
Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
I was visibly enjoying a wonderful session of self-gratification to my daily dose of evening Nickelodeon when I thought I could hear the soft creaking of footsteps. I quickly put it out of my mind, as I was eagerly nearing ejaculatory inevitability. The soft footsteps soon grew louder, and I knew precious time was running out. I desperately rolled off the side of my well-made bed and onto the floor, with my khaki shorts tight around my ankles. The door suddenly swung open and I could hear my dad call for me. I lied, of course, telling him I was changing. But he undoubtedly saw me. He left the room and I was curled up and left alone in a pool of misery and embarassment. I mustered what little courage I had left and made my way to the cold dining room and saddled my adolescent body up to the dinner table. Indeed, it was an eerily silent dinner...and my father never looked at me the same way again.
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All I read was
I was masturbating and my daddy caught me, but didnt say anything and seemed ashamed of me.
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All I read was: "Monkey Spanks to Nickelodeon."
What the hell do they have on late night to get a man excited?
Is BlancoNino a pedo?
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Originally posted by: waggy
heh i 4 nosey sisters. so yeah.
of course they would then run to mom or dad and blab. sigh
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Then they would probably go diddle themselves and never get caught.
"Because they're girls and girls dont do that."
WTF ever.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
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All I read was: "Monkey Spanks to Nickelodeon."
What the hell do they have on late night to get a man excited?
Is BlanoNino a pedo?

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1) This happened when I was 13.

2) Masturbation was just more of a "get it out of my system" chore, therefore I would give myself a quickie while watching my daily television.
 
Fair enough.
But I still have to ask, when you were 13, what or who made you excited while watching Nickelodeon?

For me, at age 13 I was watching late night MTV for inspiration.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Fair enough.
But I still have to ask, when you were 13, what or who made you excited while watching Nickelodeon?

For me, at age 13 I was watching late night MTV for inspiration.
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Amanda Bynes maybe?
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Fair enough.
But I still have to ask, when you were 13, what or who made you excited while watching Nickelodeon?

For me, at age 13 I was watching late night MTV for inspiration.
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He was probably like me, at 13 you didn't need anything at all to get inspirating. You simply a) got hard automatically and simply took it out and started, or b) envisioned some cutie from your class and 5 minutes later you were done.

BTW EDIT: I've never been caught, that I know of. Although my sister came close a few times when I was living at home.
 
Ahhhh yes!
Cuties from school were definately enough for me some nights.

When I was in the 8th grade I had Algebra with a 7th-grader in the class.
She was only 4'9" but she must have had at least C's. Maybe even D's, though on her tiny frame it was difficult to tell.
Very pretty too.

Am sure she was pregnant at least once by freshman year.
 
Man, I got caught so many times, damn it.

My parents caught me on multiple occasions, my bro caught me once, and so did each of my roommates/aptmates/housemates save for about 2 of them.

 
Back before I knew of the "history" folder, my dad caught me surfing pron after the fact. And then before I learned of cookies, I got caught again.

And then I yahoo-ed (this being like... 10 years ago) and learned all about tracking web activity so that there would never be a 3rd time.
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Man, I got caught so many times, damn it.

My parents caught me on multiple occasions, my bro caught me once, and so did each of my roommates/aptmates/housemates save for about 2 of them.
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Wherever you want and how often you please, eh?
 
Heh. Never been caught, and wouldn't reallly have been ashamed if I had! Obviously, from this post, everyone does it. (Or should, if they don't IMHO) Some people should just take some more care in keeping it to themselves! 😀
 
Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
I was visibly enjoying a wonderful session of self-gratification to my daily dose of evening Nickelodeon when I thought I could hear the soft creaking of footsteps. I quickly put it out of my mind, as I was eagerly nearing ejaculatory inevitability. The soft footsteps soon grew louder, and I knew precious time was running out. I desperately rolled off the side of my well-made bed and onto the floor, with my khaki shorts tight around my ankles. The door suddenly swung open and I could hear my dad call for me. I lied, of course, telling him I was changing. But he undoubtedly saw me. He left the room and I was curled up and left alone in a pool of misery and embarassment. I mustered what little courage I had left and made my way to the cold dining room and saddled my adolescent body up to the dinner table. Indeed, it was an eerily silent dinner...and my father never looked at me the same way again.
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All I read was
I was masturbating and my daddy caught me, but didnt say anything and seemed ashamed of me.
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Really. He must be a master of writing term papers. Once sentance turns into a paragraph of BS.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Fair enough.
But I still have to ask, when you were 13, what or who made you excited while watching Nickelodeon?

For me, at age 13 I was watching late night MTV for inspiration.
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Amanda Bynes maybe?
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:thumbsup:

There's still plenty of hot chicks on Nik~
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Really. He must be a master of writing term papers. Once sentance turns into a paragraph of BS.
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Perhaps but I will tell you one thing he is not: Master of His Domain!

(Ohhhh I said it!. Nobody hit me, please.)
 
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