Keep the hate strong bro.
What would anyone expect? He was disgusting then, and a veneer of High Office doesn't change anything.
Some time around 2012, I went grocery shopping at the local mall as the family "purchasing agent." I walked by Mexican restaurant I frequent on occasion, and noticed a bright, red F350 truck parked in front.
It had the Stars & Bars and the Marine Corps flag propped up on poles at the tailgate to flutter proudly in the breeze. For the latter, when I see the decal on a car window, I usually think "thank you for your service."
This time, a thought briefly flashed in my mind as I touched the Zippo in my pocket. The tinder I had in mind wasn't the honored Marine Corps flag. Withdrawing my hand quickly was not a moral act: it was a civil one.
But I never fully understood the sentiment behind the truck-owner's bold demonstration. As much as I may understand a good part of it even as a so-called "white" person, it took a while for it to work on my brain.
So another flash of a fantasy crossed my mind just today. Mark Twain is one of my favorites, and I remember "Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." The real meaning of that story -- set at the dawn of the Middle Ages, points to 1860.
And I thought about the deal-making behind the presidency of Rutherford Hayes. Today, I don't quite like that outcome: I wish they'd left the federal troops in Beulah-land, extended Reconstruction, and followed the inclination of Thaddeus Stevens.
It occurred to me if there really were such a thing as a Time Machine with two seats in it, I might be able to -- first -- go back to a time when Apprentice appeared on TV, ask Donald Asshole to take a ride with me, ferry him back to the presidential election of 1876, and get him to negotiate my preferred terms.
But knowing the Donald for more than a dozen years, even Donald would be hard-pressed to negotiate such an avenue with himself.
And -- for sure -- with mission accomplished -- I would've jumped in that old Time Machine and left Donald Fuckstick stranded in the Past.
But -- he IS -- stranded in the Past, and he aims to take all of us back with him.
So -- Kum-bayh-yah? F*** YOU, ya Tory Traitor A**HOLE!