We're about to play Ouija board tonight. **UPDATE**

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E equals MC2

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EDIT: Results are IN!
We used a homemade one out of a poster board and used a scotch glass. We thought it would be more 'authentic' than to buy one from WalMart

What do you think happened?..... nothing. We were provoking the 'spritits' out there, saying "Are you fvcking out there?" We got a NO twice. LOL.

I wrote on the Ouija board the following: "May the devil dwell here."

Nothing, Nada, Zip.

Some questions we asked:
1. What is your name?
G A Y L O R D (lol, we were being idiots or we got a joker spirit)

2. I lost my fitness card, where did I lose it?
M O Q W (yea, ok)

3. How did you die?
E F U eff yoo?

4. Do you like God?
S E J K

5. Are there any spirits around us?
8 E 6

Okay, this is obviously bullcrap. We got back downstairs and are watching Jackass the Movie now...

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It's sunday night. Not so much for fun, just three skeptical bastards who want to try it out.

I made a homemade Ouija board with a nice poster board. Hardcore stuff.

I made the header read, Let the devil dwell here

We're gonna go up to the attic, light a candle and play.



I have a feeling we're in some for major dissapointment or get our cocky asses kicked by the spirits....

Lose Lose situation for us. BRB!
 
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Lifer
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Did you make a list of questions that will guarantee a full on orgy tonight?
 
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imported_goku

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Your update sucks because you didn't have a real ouija board... What you need is the original ouija boards and not the new plasticy ones..
 
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jagec

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Everyone knows that only the mass-produced version is capable of channeling spirits. You lose.
 
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TheoPetro

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it didnt work because the ones from the store come strait from hell. noone tries to stock them they just appear.
 
virtuamike

virtuamike

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Back in high school we did that once and turned a pizza box into an ouija board. We ended up burning it. Stupid evil spirits, to this day we don't talk about it.
 
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RCN

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I can't say for sure if they work or not.......I will say I won't fvcking touch one ever again..........
 
Kaervak

Kaervak

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
We used a homemade one out of a poster board and used a scotch glass
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Well there's your problem. Evil doesn't hang with poster board. If you want the real deal, you need to make one out of blister packaging. Pure evil in clear plastic form.
 
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