Maybe she thought it was flour. She's going to bake you some mean cookies!
Just make sure to keep your dad away from your heroin!
There was a time when a guy's sock drawer was a sacred space, but no more. Now you have to hide it in the Christmas Tree ornaments and surreptitiously smash one open each night for your fix. What's this world coming to? I tell you, Bing Crosby would turn over in his grave. #SadJust make sure to keep your dad away from your heroin!
..... she stole hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine from me within the first 2 weeks of being here. God I love family.
Happy holidays everyone.
So you come from a family of worthless losers...now we understand.
..... she stole hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine from me within the first 2 weeks of being here. God I love family.
Happy holidays everyone.
Went to stay with my mom for the holidays this year ....
But ... did you have any really great sex while you were there ? I mean , tell us the good points of your Trip![]()
Maybe she knows what he's like and found it and flushed it in an attempt not to have a coked up pain in the arse in the same house as her?So you come from a family of worthless losers...now we understand.
Good thinking, then when she shows up you can swipe their stash yourself and blame it on her!Almost 60 man ..... never in my right mind would I have thought she'd steal cocaine then claim she doesn't know where its at.
Fvkcing ridiculous! I'll have to tell my kids to hide their weed and cocaine when grandma comes around from now on.
Maybe she knows what he's like and found it and flushed it in an attempt not to have a coked up pain in the arse in the same house as her?
Tough love is a bitch!!!Well...I SUPPOSE that's a possibility...and would be better than her stealing it for her personal consumption...so...yeah, let's go with that.
