Went to stay with my mom for the holidays this year ....

BD231

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..... she stole hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine from me within the first 2 weeks of being here. God I love family.


Happy holidays everyone.
 

BD231

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Almost 60 man ..... never in my right mind would I have thought she'd steal cocaine then claim she doesn't know where its at.

Fvkcing ridiculous! I'll have to tell my kids to hide their weed and cocaine when grandma comes around from now on.
 
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Perknose

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Report the theft to the police. Be sure to let them know it was yours, because with cocaine you don't usually get a store receipt or have it listed on you cc statement. The police will gladly proceed from there. It's their job to remove whack job felons from society and put them away. For clarification, I'm not referring to your Mom.
 

Perknose

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Just make sure to keep your dad away from your heroin!
There was a time when a guy's sock drawer was a sacred space, but no more. Now you have to hide it in the Christmas Tree ornaments and surreptitiously smash one open each night for your fix. What's this world coming to? I tell you, Bing Crosby would turn over in his grave. #Sad
 

BoomerD

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..... she stole hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine from me within the first 2 weeks of being here. God I love family.


Happy holidays everyone.

So you come from a family of worthless losers...now we understand.


Edit...it was suggested by another poster below that MAYBE, instead of his mom stealing his stash for her personal consumption...which is where my mind automatically went...she took it and flushed it for his well being. I SUPPOSE that's always a possibility...so, we'll go with that...for now.
 
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AdamK47

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You can't just generalize like that. Those losers may have some worth. In their own loserly way.
 

Pick2

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Went to stay with my mom for the holidays this year ....
..... she stole hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine from me within the first 2 weeks of being here. God I love family.
Happy holidays everyone.

But ... did you have any really great sex while you were there ? I mean , tell us the good points of your Trip :)

 

blankslate

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Went to stay with my mom for the holidays this year ....


But ... did you have any really great sex while you were there ? I mean , tell us the good points of your Trip :)

Given the nature of this thread if he did it was probably with his mom who still stole hundreds of dollars of cocaine from him....



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BudAshes

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Get in the Christmas Spirit, it's the one time of the year where you share your drugs with the whole family.
 

Ichinisan

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Based on posting history, OP is unstable and REALLY shouldn't be doing coke.

Sad for the kids.
 

nakedfrog

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Almost 60 man ..... never in my right mind would I have thought she'd steal cocaine then claim she doesn't know where its at.

Fvkcing ridiculous! I'll have to tell my kids to hide their weed and cocaine when grandma comes around from now on.
Good thinking, then when she shows up you can swipe their stash yourself and blame it on her!
 

BoomerD

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Maybe she knows what he's like and found it and flushed it in an attempt not to have a coked up pain in the arse in the same house as her?

Well...I SUPPOSE that's a possibility...and would be better than her stealing it for her personal consumption...so...yeah, let's go with that.