Went to a Middle Eastern place for lunch today and...

[SandEagle]

...they served us Palestinian tea. I took a sip and said "Wow, this is da bomb. The flavor just explodes in your mouth." lol 😛

the waiter just plain faced me. anyway, i wasn't trying to be an ass, it just came out like that. would any of our middle easterner posters have taken offense?

 

[busydude]

You are an ass by default... you have try very hard to behave normally in any scenario possible.

 

[Saint Nick]

Try harder.

 

[surfsatwerk]

harder

 

[Puppies04]

Even harder

 

[SandEagle]

Try harder.

how do you like it now?

 

[amish]

how do you like it now?

codpiece is too small. try harder

 

[Saint Nick]

how do you like it now?

Your lack of effort, creativity, and delivery disgusts me. Where is TFP when you need him most.

 

[Krazy4Real]

harder.....

 

[SandEagle]

it's times like this that reminds me how much i hate you guys.

 

[OCGuy]

i love lamp

 

[Red Squirrel]

Is it bad that the minute I read "middle eastern" the first thing that came to my mind is explosions?

 

[corwin]

it's times like this that reminds me how much i hate you guys.

OK now you're trying too hard...can't you find some middle ground?

 

[amish]

it's times like this that reminds me how much i hate you guys.

now you aren't trying at all. and just think, with three more posts you are "leet" with 11,337 postings. you could go out MacBaine style on the last one.

 

[Herr Kutz]

That's nothing. Today, my professor was joking with a student and asked her if she was a terrorist. The kid's Iranian.

 

[OCGuy]

That's nothing. Today, my professor was joking with a student and asked her if she was a terrorist. The kid's Iranian.

Of course your professor was joking, he is probably an Iranian sympathizer.

 

[lokiju]

Who cares?

On a not really related note I went to a Jerusalem Bakery for lunch a week or two ago for the first time and was that "white guy" in there not knowing wtf I was doing or ordering but whatever I wound up getting (was special of the day) was pretty awesome.

Pretty much same thing a few weeks before that at some Turkish restaurant I went to on lunch.

But I like trying new stuff.

 

[OutHouse]

so you like middle easterns exploding in your mouth?

 

[Kadarin]

I had Afghan kebobs the other day... Those were awesome.

 

[slayer202]

that never happened

 

[effowe]

now you aren't trying at all. and just think, with three more posts you are "leet" with 11,337 postings. you could go out MacBaine style on the last one.

Hmm, "leet" is 1337, 11,337 is just lleet.

/nitpicker

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Translation: I spent a week coming up with this joke and stayed home and ate the leftover cheese stuck to the pizza box for lunch.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Another example of an attempt to be an attention whore with a BS story

ATOT has much better quality

 

[SandEagle]

Another example of an attempt to be an attention whore with a BS story

ATOT has much better quality

oh grow up you old fool 🙄

i'm not here to entertain you with shenanigans.

 

[EagleKeeper]

oh grow up you old fool 🙄

i'm not here to entertain you with shenanigans.

That is true - others do a much better job.:whiste: