Went House Hunting...and Poop happened...

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

this reminds me of that one story about the misc guy shitting in the girls tub

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1

 

[Terabyte]

guess u eat enough fiber haha

 

[William Gaatjes]

The problem wasn't the toilet...well...not the entire problem. The problem is my poo is so massive, it actually clogs normal toilets. I've broken pipes at work! Shattered them and made the contents leak onto squad cars parked in the garage below. In hindsight, I should have flushed, or tried so, after pinching it off because I KNEW it was solid coming out. It was like shitting out an I-Beam.

I have read once that in some hot third world country, they used manure and human feces as binding agent for walls for the hut / shelter / home.

I guess with the quality you produce, they can finally build skyscrapers...:biggrin:

 

[cirrrocco]

awesome read

 

[Raizinman]

Every year or so I read the same thing. Last time it was a guy in Golden Coral restaurant who elaborately decribed his poop to the same extent. Next year, how about a porta potty, or even better, perhaps a travel trailer.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

A+ Would read again!

Showed everyone this story lol

 

[SonicIce]

how did it overflow? u flush twice?

 

[Jeff7]

I thought I was reading a Ned thread for a moment, Bravo sir, Bravo.

If this had happened to Ned, there would have been a nest of hornets living in the toilet, waiting for him.

 

[brianmanahan]

every post i have ever made about poop (a genuinely funny subject) has been swept down upon and locked by the admins. and yet this one is celebrated as a fine work of art?

doublestandard

 

[Jeff7]

every post i have ever made about poop (a genuinely funny subject) has been swept down upon and locked by the admins. and yet this one is celebrated as a fine work of art?

doublestandard

Maybe your poop stories are just shit.

 

[brianmanahan]

Maybe your poop stories are just s**t.

reported

 

[Jeff7]

reported

Darn my poopy potty mouth.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Ok now that was just hilarious! I was literally LOLing. My cat is still looking at me thinking I've gone insane.

Come to think of it, I've been quite lucky when I was house hunting, I have never had to fight that battle. I do remember when I bought my house, and baptized the toilet though, using it for the first time. There is a really weird sensation when you are using someone else's toilet, but in reality, it's now yours.

 

[Q]

Amazing

 

[janas19]

Darn my poopy potty mouth.

Have you ever wondered how "potty mouth" was spawned originally? Was it a corruption of "toilet mouth"?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

If you talked anymore shit, you'd be shaped like a turd.

 

[brianmanahan]

where did your turds fall on the bristol scale?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Type 1 is not too bad to pass, but it is the most notorious for splashbacks. This is why I always flush the toilet before using it, if it's public. At least I know the water is fresh. Type 2 and 3 are the most enjoyable to have. More specifically 3. A tad hard to pass, but requires minimum wiping. Type 2 can leave the butt surprisingly clean, other than a bit of blood, which cleans nicely with a single wipe. It's also a sign to drink a bit more water.

Type 4 is the worse of the worse. Can easily go through an entire roll and still have more to wipe especially if you have lot of hair. Like cleaning peanut butter off a shagged carpet. 5 6 and 7 are usually easy to pass and wipe, but are usually also a sign of not feeling too well. Type 7 is typical when you have a very bad flu, or C Diff. 3 weeks of not eating will do that. Comes out as a yellow liquid with a few chunks in it, which are simply residue from the colon that has been there for a long time, finally coming out as what is basically just stomac acid passes by. Hurts a little to pass because of the pH level.

 

[FallenHero]

A combo of 1 and 4 to be honest. All of the small little nuggets combined into one giant rock.

Example video below: It pretty much explains everything that happened in my post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVw8KRRYVU

 

[n7]

10/10 :d

 

[FallenHero]

how did it overflow? u flush twice?

When you flush a toilet, it generally drains down and empties. Then as the reservoir fills up, there is a small amount of water that also refills the bowl to its normal level so that there is standing water to cover your next crap. Well...the slow refill is what pushed it over the edge. I HATE that slow refill now. Its the devil!

 

[Pardus]

I run to the bathroom, with the turtle already poking out and saying hello to the inside of my pants. I quickly drop the jeans and slam down on the toilet. LORD HAVE MERCY! It was huge, as if God himself wanted me to experience the pain of birth.

 

[dust]

Just like The Exorcist:sneaky:

 

[brianmanahan]

well thats real mature

real mature

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Lol