Well this is a surprise......my wife just left me.

Sluggo

Lifer
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Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q

:confused:
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

 

akodi

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

zing!
 

spanky

Lifer
Jun 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

the one he talks about, but no one's ever seen?
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

the one he talks about, but no one's ever seen?

oh the humanity!!!!!
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

the one he talks about, but no one's ever seen?

Yes, vaporpeniz

 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

:laugh:MAO!!!

That's sig material.
 

Praetor

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

the one he talks about, but no one's ever seen?


except for the spiders?
 

Yossarian

Lifer
Dec 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q

at least you'll get to do other things to her drunk ass even later.
 

Vette73

Lifer
Jul 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q

at least you'll get to do other things to her drunk ass even later.

:thumbsup:

 

neonerd

Diamond Member
Apr 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: minendo
Tis the perfect time to nail her best friend.

Woah.......you obviously have never seen my wife's best friend, I wouldnt do her with Syringer's dick.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:!!
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q

at least you'll get to do other things to her drunk ass even later.


Yeah, but there is a tricky time frame. One minute she wants to have all the fun, the next minute you have to hold her hair while she pukes in the toilet......of course you are doing her from behind while you hold her hair.
 

Praetor

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Picked a night out with the girls over a night with her boring husband, the freekin' nerve of women these days.

Plus I have to go pick her drunk ass up later.

Beetches. :Q

at least you'll get to do other things to her drunk ass even later.


Yeah, but there is a tricky time frame. One minute she wants to have all the fun, the next minute you have to hold her hair while she pukes in the toilet......of course you are doing her from behind while you hold her hair.

What are those things you attach to horses' heads so that they can eat? Yeah, you need one of those. :D